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ISRAEL PROMISES CHENEY NEW HEART FROM SUITABLE DONOR ON THE GAZA STRIP! ORGAN PROCUREMENT IS UNDERWAY FROM VAST "DONOR NETWORK" COMPRISED OF HEALTHY 19 YEAR OLD PALESTINIAN YOUTHS! CHENEY WILL THEN BE FLOWN TO TEL AVIV WHERE A GROUP OF; CRACKERJACK DEVOUT HASIDIC HEART SURGEONS, TRAINED AT THE FINEST UNIVERSITIES AND MEDICAL SCHOOLS IN EUROPE, ARE STANDING BY TO PERFORM THE SURGERY. IF ORGAN IS REJECTED BACKUP PLANS ARE CALLED FOR TO KEEP CHENEY ALIVE AS LONG AS POSSIBLE ON A HEART-LUNG MACHINE AND THEN CRYONICALLY
PRESERVE HIM AFTER HIS MORTAL SOUL DEPARTS. SCIENTISTS WILL THEN EXPLORE AND UNDERTAKE A MASS CLONING EXPERIMENT TO CLONE 10'S OF THOUSANDS OF CHENEY REPLICAS TO CONQUER THE WORLD! THIS UNDERTAKING WILL BE FUNDED BY THE CHENEY FOUNDATION AND THE PENTAGON!