Saturday, November 12, 2011

Herman "Munster" Cain, Muhdicks Da White Wimminz, Den God Tellz Himz Ta Runz For Presidentz 'N Sheet-God Damn!!!







I HATE THESE PHONEYRAMA PROFESSIONAL HYPOCRITES LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER CAIN! NOW HE CLAIMS GOD TALKED TO HIM AND TOLD HIM TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

ATLANTA (AP) — Republican Herman Cain said God convinced him to enter the race for president, comparing himself to Moses: "'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"

The Georgia business executive played up his faith Saturday after battling sexual harassment allegations for two weeks, trying to shift the conversation to religion, an issue vital to conservative Republicans, especially in the South.

In a speech Saturday to a national meeting of young Republicans, Cain said the Lord persuaded him after much prayer.

"That's when I prayed and prayed and prayed. I'm a man of faith — I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I've ever done before in my life," Cain said. "And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"

Once he made the decision, Cain said, he did not look back.

Four women have now accused Cain of sexually harassing them when he led the National Restaurant Association more than a decade ago. Cain, who has denied wrongdoing, was silent about the allegations and did not take reporters' questions.

Cain isn't the first to say God prodded him toward a campaign. Texas Gov. Rick Perry's wife, Anita, has said she felt God was speaking to her about the race, adding that her husband needed to see a "burning bush," a Biblical reference to God's first appearance to Moses.

YOU SEE, CAIN HAS AN AFFINITY FOR WHITE WOMEN AND A BAD CASE OF "MUH DICK". HERE IS THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF MUH DICK;


1.muh dik1028 up, 111 down

The most important possession a nigger buck has. Used to rape white wimminz, spread venereal diseases, and create new shitlets for welfare mammies. A condom is never used on this device.
After having sex with the sow nigger the buck nigger axed: BITCH what's wrong wif Muh Dik!
1.muh dikk432 up, 32 down

The tendency of African-American "males", when losing an argument, to make an inevitable comment about his penis size or sexual prowess, no matter how irrelevant it may be the topic at hand.

Can also refer to sexual crimes/harassment committed with one's "muh dikk".
E1) White guy - "Leroy, I believe your theory is incorrect. KFC, in fact, IS detrimental to one's health".
Leroy - "Shutup foo! You jez beez madz cuz' all da white wimminz want some o' dis big black dick!"
White guy - "Leroy, I fail to see what your mention of muh dikk has added to this conversation".

E2) Tyrone couldn't help trying to muh dikk all the white wimminz in his neighborhood.

FACE IT HERMAN, YOU'RE A MIDDLE AGE MARRIED HORNDOG WHO WOULD NEVER PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET LAID BY A WHITE CHICK IF YOU COULD TALK HER OUT OF HER PANTIES! AND IDIOT AMERICA IS DONATING MONEY TO THIS PRICKS PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN?!? UNFLIPPINGBELIEVABLE! THESE IDIOTS TALK TO GOD AND GOD TALKS BACK? MORE LIKE A PSYCHOTIC BREAK. THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE I KNOW ARE VERY HUMBLE AND THEY SEEK GUIDANCE THROUGH PRAYER AND REFLECTION, THEY DON'T GO AROUND BRAGGING THAT GOD TALKED TO THEM AND TOLD THEM WHAT TO DO. THESE TYPES OF RELIGIOUS KOOKS, LIKE CAIN, BACHMAN AND PERRY, ARE JUST WHAT THE RIGHT WING EVANGELICALS LOVE TO HAVE! SEE HOW PIOUS AND HOLY THEY ARE! THE BASTARDS!

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