You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.
These Jerry Sandusky jokes are old...
...unlike those boys in the shower.
Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...
It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.
Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "secksy."
It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...
Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.
When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "!! the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself nak3d when I was younger."
When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny[..] and no !!...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."
Most people probably don't know that Jerry Sandusky was also a ventriloquist:
He would put his hand up a boy's bum and tell him not to talk.
How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare.
According to Jerry Sandusky, the best thing about showering with a 10 year old: If you slick his hair back, he looks like he's 7.
Hay Ma,I'm goin over to Jerry's for a workout.
Okey dokey son,make sure and pack a lunch just in case.
it is well known that Sandusky was the best at making tight ends into wide receivers.
It's been rumored that Jerry's Aunt Flossie is almost finished
knitting his kevlar jockstrap,for the joint { big house }.
News flash: Jerry Sandusky was spotted at Wal-Mart today. Apparently he was confused by a sign that said "Boys' pants half-off".
sandusky : i brought flowers
hanson: hello this is chris hanson with dateline nbc mind having a seat
I like 'em, but I have a very politically incorrect sense of humor.
You know it's bedtime at Jerry Sandusky's house when the big hand is on the little hand...
Say what you will about Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drives slowly through school zones.
Sure he often gets to work late as a result but he enjoys coming in a little behind.
Of course, sometimes Jerry decides not to go into work at all and stops at the schools. When he gets there the teachers ask, "Now which child will be going home with you? To which he replies, "Oh, I don't know, surprise me.
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Breaking news!! Amidst the scandel Jerry Sandusky has just tried to commit suicide by jumping into the ocean. He was found by the coastgaurd bobbing up and down on a bouy.
What's the cause of Jerry Sandusky's pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
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How was the Penn State playbook like a dick?
They both got shoved down your throat by Sandusky.
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If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you call an older guy chasing a young boy?
A Nittany Lion…
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Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors
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BREAKING NEWS:
Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...
Coastguards found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!
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You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.
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These Jerry Sandusky jokes are old...
...unlike those boys in the shower.
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Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...
It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator.
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Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"
Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."
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At Sandusky's arraignment, the judge reportedly asked him, "How does 8-9 years sound?"
He replied, "Sexy."
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It has been reported that Jerry Sandusky was often late for work...
Which is understandable as he liked to come in a little behind.
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When I was a kid I was very ill in a hospital for quite some time, and I remember when Jerry Sandusky came to visit me...
I was touched.
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Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
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On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?
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During the Grand Jury investigation, Sandusky reportedly remarked, "I wish I had known that I was going to grow up to be pedophile." When asked "Why?", he responded,
"Because I'd have taken pictures of myself naked when I was younger."
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When's bedtime at the Sandusky house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a terrorist?
Sandusky actually gets his virgins.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
An investigative reporter discovered that in his younger days, Sandusky was fired from his first job as a lifeguard...
Turns out the kids have to be dying before you can kiss them.
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What's the difference between a Bride and a Groom?
Jerry Sandusky doesn't Bride school kids.
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I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
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One of the most sickening things about this whole ordeal is how a lot of people apparently saw the warning signs, yet did nothing about it...
For example, one night Jerry Sandusky & Tim Curley were watching "Pirates of the Caribbean" together, when Jerry asks, "Would you bone Keira Knightley?"
Curley replied, "She's got a skinny ass and no tits...it'd be like shagging a school boy."
Jerry replies, "Yeah, so would I."
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Most people probably don't know that Jerry Sandusky was also a ventriloquist:
He would put his hand up a boy's bum and tell him not to talk.
How is a Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?
He gets there before the hare.
Q: What did Jerry Sandusky want for his birthday?
A: A new shower curtain
Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State?
A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.
Q: How has Jerry Sandusky's role in football changed?
A; He used to be a defensive coordinator and now he gets to be a reciever.
Q: What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite baseball team?
A: Tom's River, NJ All-Stars
Q: Where did Jerry Sandusky love to go on scouting trips?
A: Pop Warner football games.
•I Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...
•There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.
•The under Jerry Sandusky's tenure the Penn State football program's motto was "Taking young boys and turning them into men"
•Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.
•Sanudsky....It aint just a city in Ohio anymore...
•Send your kids to Penn State...The memories will last a life time! (Cuz they'll be molested)
Jerry Sandusky, Tim Curley and Gary Shultz are on a plane with a bunch of Second Mile kids, when suddenly the plane careens out of control and is on course to crash. .. Curley yells out, "Here, there are 3 parachutes!"
"What about the kids?!?!" replies Shultz.
Curley angrily replies, "Fuck the kids!!!"
To this, Sandusky calmly asks: "Have we got enough time?"
An older woman who goes after young men is a cougar. An older man who goes after young boys is a Nittany Lion.
The Penn State Creamery discontinued the Jerry Sandusky ice cream flavor. It was banana with whipped cream and a smear of chocolate.
Say what you want about Jerry Sandusky, but he always drives slowly through a school zone.
Jerry Sandusky was always the first one ready to leave the team hotel the morning after road games. He had his shit packed the night before.
What's the difference between a horse that has thrown a dozen cowboys named "Foy" and Jerry Sandusky? One bucks Foys and the other...
Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky was hospitalized today with food poisoning? He was sick from eating a 10-year-old wiener.
Why does jerry sandusky like getting shots at the doctors?
He likes feeling little pricks
Now that Sandusky has been suspended who is going to play Santa at the Second Mile Christmas party? I know Jerry always liked the kids to sit on his lap.
The sister of one of Jerry Sandusky's alleged victims is going through hell as a junior at Penn State, the Patriot-News reports.
Here's what she told Sara Ganim:
“I’ve been going to minimal classes, because every class I go to I get sick to my stomach. People are making jokes about it. I understand they don’t know I’m involved and it was my brother, but it’s still really hard to swallow that.”
The student says she "can't escape it," and that people are losing sight of the victims.
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