Fox News Has Wargasm As The Ministry Of Propaganda Gears Up For Attacks On Iran, Syria, Russia And China! US Military Loves This Because They Get To Use All Their Toys When They Deploy! How Much Fun Is It To Go Kick Some Ass? Awesome! Hey Iran, Remember Your Pathetic Religious Revolution In 1979 And You Ended Up Siezing The American Embassy And Holding US Hostages?!! Well, We Do! Remember, Payback Is A M***** F*****! Get Ready To Kiss Your Sorry Asses Goodbye! We're About Ready To Set Your Civilization Back 1,000 Years You Bastards!

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PUSSY IRANIANS CONTROLLED BY THE RELIGIOUS POLICE!

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FOX NEWS LOVES GINNING UP ANY INKLING OF A WAR FOOTING AND WILL DO THEIR BEST TO SMOOTH THE WAY FOR WAR WITH THEIR RIGHT WING PROPAGANDA. RIGHT NOW, AS YOU READ THIS, THE FOX NEWS PRODUCERS ARE HAMMERING OUT REAMS OF COPY FOR THEIR TALKING HEADS TO PARROT.

MEANWHILE, OVER IN THEIR BOMB SHELTERS, THE RELIGIOUS KOOKS AND THEIR MILITARY COHORTS HAVE FOX NEWS ON SO THEY KNOW WHEN THEIR COUNTRY IS STARTING TO BE ATTACKED. THEY KILL TIME BY FAPPING TO NUDE FAKES OF MEGYN KELLY FOX NEWS BABE! MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN - A SHOOTING WAR WITH IRAN AND SYRIA IN THE CROSSHAIRS! GI'S GET TO KICK SOME MORE ASS! Al Ahmeds' WIFE, ASMA, FLEES TO MOSCOW, BUT, NOT BEFORE GOING ON A HALF MILLION DOLLAR ON-LINE SHOPPING SPREE TO PRETTY UP THE DICTATORS PALACE!
IDIOT SYRIAN MILITARY NUTBALLS KNOW THAT IF THEY UNLEASH NERVE AGENTS, CHEMICAL OR BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS THEY WILL BE VAPORIZED! THEY ASK THEMSELVES, "TELL ME AGAIN, WHY DID WE AMASS SUCH AN ARSENAL IF WE'RE NOT GOING TO USE THEM?". INDEED, THEY WILL USE THEM. HALF THE FUN OF GINNING UP THE ROAD TO WAR ,IS, HAVING REALLY BAD ACTORS LIKE SYRIA OR IRAN USE THEIR REALLY EVIL WEAPONS STOCKPILES AND GETTING PAYBACK LIKE, - BEING VAPORIZED! THE BASTARDS!