What's Really Scarey, Is, If This Mormon Religious Kook MittWit Gets Elected President!!!

MittWit Is On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown! He Wants To Be Loved By Idiot America!

I'm MittWit And I Want To Privatize Social Security And Medicare, I Want To Borrow Trillions More From The Chinese So Me And My Millionaire Buds Can Keep Getting Those Huge Tax Breaks! Why?! Because We're Entitled! We're The Job Creators!

Mitt Wears Silk Temple Garments When He Communes With The ET's From Zoltar!

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This Little Girl Has A Cute As A Kitten Story For You!

Cute As A Kitten! Read On Dear Reader, Read On...,

        A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

        Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

        "Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney.
        What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

        "Kittens," little Suzy said.

        "How old are they?" asked Romney.

        Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

        "And what kind of kittens are they?"

        "Republicans," answered Suzy with a smile.

        Romney was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

        Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the Romney should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

        So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN.

        Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Romney got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

        "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

        "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Democrats."

        Taken by surprise, the Romney stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were REPUBLICANS."

        Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.
        But today, they have their eyes open."