Black Omens Filled The Day - Jeeesh!

333 Will Come In On The Lottery By The End Of The Month! Bet On It!

The Dawn Patrols Logo Was Lucky 13 And A Black Cat. They Believed That Preparation And Knowledge Overcame Superstition And Bad Luck

The Batman Killers' Parents ie; Spawn Of Satans' Parents

Nothing Will Change, Vocations Are In The Gutter - An Italian Pope No Doubt - Fucking Traitors To God!

Father Of The Victim Who Was Savagely Murdered, Butchered And Desecrated By The Canadian Psycho. Trial Started Yesterday In Montreal. Follow It Here @ The Montreal Gazette

Another Sick Fuck Putting Out Bad Vibes!

I Don't Know What He's Guilty Of other Than Being A Freako Deako! At Least They Got Him Before Any Real Victims Were Put In Danger!

This Rolly Polly Fat Fuck Puts Out More Bad Vibes In 5 Minutes Than I Can Handle

This Self Styled Mega-Prick Needs To Be Brought To The USA And Put On Display In The Bronx Zoo! He's A Dangerous, Wild Animal Who Has Rabies And Must Be Exterminated! The Motherfucker!

When They See This Asshole, The Men Spontaneously Ejaculate, The Women Wet Their Pants! This Asshole Is Regarded As A GOD! The Motherfucker Needs 5 Rounds In The Ring With Mike Tyson And If That Isn't Enough Send Him Back In For 10 More Rounds! Let Iron Mike Chomp His Ears Off! That'll Teach Him!

These Military Pricks Need To Overthrow This Asshole And Turn North Korea Into A Giant Cathouse, Saloon And Casino! What A Bunch Of Dopey Looking Dipshits These So Called Military Leaders Are! Fucking Pricks!

BLACK OMENS EVERYWHERE TODAY, MORE BAD LUCK AND BAD VIBES THAN I'VE FELT SINCE 9/11! SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO POP AND I JUST CAN'T BE SURE WHAT IT WILL BE. READING THE HEADLINES TODAY, I FIND 75% OF LESBIANS ARE OBESE AND THEY'RE SPENDING MILLIONS TO FIND OUT WHY! I'LL TELL YOU WHY! BECAUSE THEEY'RE SHOVING DOWN BRATWURSTS AND SLUGGING BEER AFTER THEY GET OUT OF WORK AND WATCHING FAMILY GUY RE-RUNS! NOW, SEND ME THE MILLION!

THAT FAT FUCK KIM JONG-UN WE ALL KNOW HAS A MICROPENIS WITH TESTICLES THE SIZE OF PEANUTS! THIS FUCK NEEDED TO IMPREGNATE HIS WIFE WITH THE HELP OF GENETIC SCIENTISTS FROM BEVERLY HILLS AND STILL HE COULD ONLY PRODUCE A GIRL HEIR! THIS SMALL PRICKED PRICK WANTS TO VENT HIS RAGE BY NUKING ANYTHING THAT MOVES! IF HE WASN'T SO PATHETIC HE WOULD BE A REAL OBJECT OF RIDICULE. HEY KIM JONG-UN! DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND COMMIT SUICIDE BEFORE WE HAVE TO KILL YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

LET'S MOVE TO DENVER COUNTY COLORADO WHERE THE BATMAN KILLER REFUSED TO MAKE A PLEA! SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THIS PRICK OUT AND SAVE THE COUNTY AND STATE MILLIONS! YOU WOULD BE HONORED AS PERSON OF THE YEAR FOR DOING A SERVICE TO HUMANITY, ELIMINATING HIM FROM THE GENE POOL! THIS HOLMES PRICK USED STELAZINE RECREATIONALLY ALONG WITH OTHER MIND CONTROL AGENTS TO BECOME A MASS KILLER! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!

UP IN MONTREAL, QUEBEC THE TRIAL FOR THE CANADIAN PSYCHO STARTED YESTERDAY. THIS FUCK- HEAD IS ABOUT THE MOST DEPRAVED ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET. SURE, HIS MURDER VIDEO IS ON PIRATE BAY BUT I WARN YOU, IN THE STRONGEST POSSIBLE TERMS TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS IT WILL DO YOU SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE IF YOU WATCH THIS. THE VIDEO SHOWS THE CANADIAN PSYCO MURDERING A MAN, BUTCHERING HIM, SAMPLING THE FLESH OF HIS VICTIM AND THEN, IF, THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, HAVING SEX WITH THE DECACIPITATED TORSO. IT IS SO VILE, SO REPREHENSIBLE - IT IS BEYOND IMAGINATION! WHAT WOULD PROPEL SOMEONE TO DO THIS. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO, PLEASE! IT IS NOT FUNNY OR HUMOROUS IN ANY WAY. IT IS HORRIFIC AND WILL STAIN YOUR MIND AND SOUL! THE FATHER OF THE VICTIM FLEW INTO MONTREAL FROM CHINA TO BE AT THE TRIAL SO HE COULD STARE THE KILLER DOWN IN THE COURTROOM AND SEE, IF, HOPEFULLY JUSTICE CAN BE DONE. TOO BAD THEY DON'T HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY IN CANADA, BECAUSE, IF A MURDERING CRIMINAL LIKE THE CANADIAN PSYCHO DESERVED THE ULTIMATE PENALTY FOR HIS CRIME, ITS THIS MOTHERFUCKER! FUCK HIM! COVERAGE OF THE TRIAL HERE... 

OH YEAH, THE CANNIBAL COP FOUND GUILTY OF PLOTTING TO COOK AND EAT WOMEN FOR HIS DINING PLEASURE! THE OPERATOR OF THE CANNIBAL WEBSITE WHERE THIS SICK FUCK LIVED OUT HIS FANTASIES CLAIMED, "IT'S JUST LIKE FACEBOOK"! 

MEANWHILE, A BUNCH OF EUNUCHS ARE IN VATICAN CITY TRYING TO ELECT A NEW POPE! I SAY INSTALL THE FILIPINO OR THE BRAZILIAN IN THERE AS POPE AND SHOW HOW MULTI-CULTURAL YOU ARE, HOW YOU EMBRACE DIVERSITY AND TOLERANT YOU ARE TO OTHER CULTURES AND ETHNICITIES! NOT! THIS IS A BIG JOKE! THE IDIOTS JUST DON'T GET IT DO THEY? GOD HELP THEM!

SO YEAH, SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO POP. A MASSIVE CALIFORNIA QUAKE, A COUPLE OF NUKEE BURSTS TO BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONES DAY, AN ISRAELI ATTACK ON IRAN AND SYRIA LEADING TO RUSSIAN AND AMERICAN INTERVENTION; AN UFO FLAP WITH HIGH DEF VIDEO OF THE SPACESHIPS AND REAL ALIENS MAKING CONTACT? HOW ABOUT A GIANT SOLAR FLARE?  A KILL SHOT THAT WIPES OUT ELECTRONICS ON THE PLANET. PERHAPS A MASSIVE DATA DUMP OF TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE ONTO THE INTERNETS? YEP, SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO POP, SOON. HOW TO PREPARE? JUST HAVE A CASE OF DOMINICAN RUM ON HAND...,AND YOU'LL BE ALLRIGHT.

NOW, JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND IMAGINE BLUE SKIES, WARM BREEZES, BUTTERFLIES AND UNICORNS PLAYING IN THE TALL RYE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TRY TO FALL ASLEEP...,IF YOU DARE.