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HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLPH!
WELL, LAST YEAR THE AD FAILED TO APPEAR SO WE FIGURED THE FUHRER'S LAST LOCAL LOYAL SUBJECT FINALLY DIED OFF AND WITH HIM HIS HAPPY AD FOR HIS BELOVED FUHRER.
THE BIG THING NOW ON APRIL 20TH IS 420. YEP, YOU HEARD RIGHT A HOLIDAY FOR DEVOTEES AND AFICIONADOS OF HIGH TIMES MAGAZINE AND HIGH GRADE MARIJUANA. BE WARNED STONERS WILL BE OUT IN FORCE TODAY CELEBRATING THEIR BELOVED WEED. IT'S WHAT THEY DO, IT'S WHAT THEY LIVE FOR. IT'S THEIR RELIGION -TO THEM IT'S SACRED! FOR ME JUST LINE UP SOME DOMINICAN RUM, CLUB SODA, LIMES AND LOTS OF ICE AND I'M A HAPPY CAMPER! BUT, I WON'T LIE TO YOU, I ENJOY A HIT OFF THE WHACKY TOBACCY EVERY NOW AND THEN-I'M NO PRUDE MIND YOU! I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I GOT R-E-A-L-L-Y STONED ON SOME HIGH GRADE WEED. IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 1981 AND WE SMOKE LIKE THREE REALLY BIG FAT JOINTS OF JAMAICAN WEED AFTER DRINKING RUM ALL NIGHT - IT WAS LIKE MIDNIGHT AND HE THROWS ON RUSH'S MOVING PICTURES AND CRANKS IT! ALLS' I COULD THINK WAS A-W-E-S-O-M-E! IT WAS AWESOME! NEVER FORGET IT NEVER WILL! IT AS A LIFE CHANGING EVENT!
HAPPY 420 TO ALL YOU STONERS! JUST DON'T GET SO STONED YOU THINK PEOPLE ARE TURNING INTO REPTILES AND SHIT. WHEN YOU GET TO THAT POINT, DRINK A SHOT OF RUM AND CHILL OUT AND TALK TO YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.
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