Montezuma's Revenge - File Under: "You Can't Make This Shit Up"

John Boehner Better Break Out His Best Rattle And Pacifier Because This Is Going To Be One Horrific Crying Jag! I Almost Feel Sorry For The Big CryBaby! Almost.

Dominic Lakhan A Rastafarian Will Wed Boehner's Daughter Lindsay Later This Spring According To The National Enquirer

SOME SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN WISH ON YOUR WORST ENEMY, WELL POOR JOHN BOEHNER, KARMA HAS BIT HIM ON THE ASS BUT GOOD! HIS DAUGHTER LINDSAY REPORTEDLY WILL WED RASTAFARIAN DOMINIC LAKHAN LATER THIS SPRING! THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER REPORTS THIS HERE. WHATEVER MISDEEDS JOHN BOEHNER IS GUILTY OF HAVE COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM IN A VERY REAL WAY. THE PROSPECT OF RASTAFARIAN SON-IN-LAW WOULD DRIVE ANY GOD FEARING REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN FROM OHIO TO FIND SOLACE IN REVEREND JIM BEAM OR REVEREND JACK DANIELS. WELL, THE FATES HAVE DEALT JOHN BOEHNER A SHITTY HAND. WHAT CAN I SAY? COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER FELLA?