This High School ROTC Student From Chicago Thinks The Military Is The Answer To All Her Prayers |
THE TOP STORY ON THE NETWORK NEWS TONIGHT WAS - THE WEATHER WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HOW CHINESE HACKERS INFILTRATED PENTAGON AND DEFENSE CONTRACTORS INTRANETS AND STOLE THE ENTIRETY OF US DEFENSE SECRETS! YES, EVERYTHING. TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT ON THE PENTAGON AND THE PARASITE DEFENSE CONTRACTORS AND THEY CAN'T LOCK DOWN THEIR FUCKING INTRANETS WITH ENCRYPTION AND MULTI-LEVELED SECURITY TO PREVENT THIS EXACT THING FROM HAPPENING! IT'S A SAD DAY IN AMERICA TO HEAR THIS SHIT! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS RUNNING THINGS, OUR SUPER TOP SECRET SHIT - HACKED - BY CHINESE FUCKING HACKERS! THIS IS A REAL FUCKING HEAD SHAKER! HEAD SHOULD ROLL, CAREERS ENDED. BUT NO! JUST LIKE 9-11 THE SAME ASSHOLES IN CHARGE WILL BE PROMOTED AND GIVEN BONUSES FOR FUCKING UP! THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING EXECUTED!
MEANWHILE, GO TO WALMART, BECAUSE THE MONEY YOU SAVE THERE WILL HELP PUT YOUR KID THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL!
DESIGNER DOG FOOD! I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THAT ONE! HA!
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