Monday, November 11, 2013

Carnivora The Cancer Cure That Isn't The Biggest Marketing Scam In The History Of US Advertising! The Morons Who Sell This Crap To The Suckers Who Buy This Ought To Be Locked Up And Forced To Give TRIPLE Refunds To Every One Of Their Customers! The BASTARDS!

$46.90 For 1 Bottle Of "Nutraceuticals"

$56.90 For 30ml or 1oz Of Their Pure Extract

Read Through Their Website And They Disavow Any And All Claims People "Think" They've Heard With Regards To This Product Even Though The Advertising Is Written In Such A Way That The Copy Alludes That It "May Cure Cancer" Though Not Saying So Explicitly, It Builds On The Urban Legend Of Venus Fly Trap Secretions Used On Skin Cance Patients In The 1970's.

The Company Uses Any SEO Techniques IN Orders To Boost The Companys' Profile In Order To Attract New Customers. They Are Relentlest In Their Marketing Efforts. Their Products Costs Next To Nothing To Make, The True Cost of The Product Is In Their Marketing Costs But They Still Make A Bundle On Each Bottle Sold. Multiply This By The Hundreds Of Thousands Of Bottles Each Month And You Can See Why These Con Artists Are So Rich.
CARNIVORA.COM OWNED BY RICHARD AND ROBERT OSTROW PURCHASED A H-U-G-E ADVERTISING BUY ON COAST-TO-COAST-AM HOSTED BY GEORGE SNOOREY OWNED BY PREMIER NETWORKS A SUBSIDIARY OF CLEAR CHANNEL OF CLEAR CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS. THE HEARTLESS CORPORATE BASTARDS DON'T CARE WHOSE MONEY THEY TAKE EVEN IF ITS FROM FRAUDSTERS LIKE CARNIVORA.COM. THE AD CAMPAIGN THEY'VE RUN ON C2C HAS BLANKETED THE SHOW FOR MONTHS WITH SNOOREY HIMSELF GIVNG HIS PERSONAL BLESSING TO THE PRODUCT. THE COMPANY EVEN CLAIM RONALD REAGAN HAD TO SMUGGLE THIS PRODUCT INTO THE WHITEHOUSE BECAUSE IT WAS NOT WIDELY AVAILABLE IN THE US WHEN HE WAS PRESIDENT.

THE OWNERS OF THIS COMPANY HAVE HIRED AN ADVERTISING AGENCY THAT LITERALLY PUSHES THE ENVELOPE OUT OF BOUNDS WITH MAKING CLAIMS REGARDING THE PRODUCT AS A PREVENTION AND EVEN AS A CURE FOR CANCER. WHILE THEY DO NOT SAY SO SPECIFICALLY IN THEIR ADS. THE VARYING ADS, TAKENS AS A GROUP USE AMERICAN URBAN LEGENDS AND MYTH REGARDING FOLK CANCER CURES THAT CARNIVORA IS FRONT AND CENTER OF THIS JIBBERISH OF THESE LIES.IF YOU'RE DYING OF CANCER YOU'RE BOUND TO BELIEVE ANYTHING AND SPEND ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY IF THEIR IS EVEN OF FAINT HOPE OF SAVING YOUR SORRY ASS FROM THE GRIM REAPERS SCYTHE. 

THE FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION, THE FDA NEED TO COME IN AND SHUT THESE SNAKE OIL SALESMAN DOWN. IT'S TOO DAMN BAD IDIOT AMERICA SHELLS OUT GOOD MONEY FOR USELESS PRODUCT LIKE THEY SELL ON CARNIVORA.COM. A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY. THE BASTARDS! 

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