Carnivora Will Give You About The Same Benefit As..., Distilled Water! What A Ripoff This Product Is!

THE IDIOTS OVER AT CARNIVORA.COM ARE FOISTING THE BIGGEST SCAM ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE SINCE COLLOIDAL SILVER! WHATEVER THIS "MIRACLE" PREPARATION IS SUPPOSED TO DO OR WHAT PEOPLE "BELIEVE" IT WILL DO, IS THE STUFF OF MYTH AND LEGEND OR JUST A DAMN GOOD ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN.

IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME $50, I'LL SEND YOU 1oz. OF DISTILLED WATER GUARANTEED TO GIVE YOU THE SAME EFFECTS AS CARNIVORA WHICH IS, ABSOLUTELY NOT ONE DAMN THING! MAYBE SOME PEOPLE SWEAR BY THIS PRODUCT, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS THE "PLACEBO EFFECT" AND THEN, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO, ONCE THEY HAVE THEY HAVE THEIR MIND MADE UP CANNOT BE PERSUADED THAT THERE MIGHT BE ANOTHER POSSIBILITY OR SOLUTION.

THE IDIOTS AT CARNIVORA SPENT BEAU COUP BUCKS TO ADVERTISE ON COASTTOCOASTAM A RADIO PROGRAM OWNED BY A SUBSIDIARY OF CLEAR CHANNEL COMMUNICATIONS CALLED PREMIER NETWORKS. IT'S TOO DAMN BAD THEY HAVE STOOPED SO LOW TO ACCEPT CRAP ADVERTISING FROM A CRAP PRODUCT LIKE CARNIVORA.

BUT CARNIVORA KNOWS, THAT IF A MARKET DOES NOT PREVIOUSLY EXIST THEN YOU MUST ADVERTISE AND CREATE YOUR OWN MARKET! IDIOT AMERICA WILL BUY ANYTHING IF THE "CLAIMS ARE BELIEVABLE" AND THE "INTANGIBLE BENEFITS" ARE WORTH THE "COST BENEFIT RATIO" WHAT WILL THEY SELL NEXT? CANNED MICHAEL JACKSON FARTS!? WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS IN IDIOT AMERICA WHO SPEND GOOD MONEY ON CRAP PRODUCTS LIKE CARNIVORA!