Pretty Common Numbers Drawn In Tonight's Mega Millions 636 Million Jackpot Drawing I'll Be Real Surprised If There Aren't Multiple Winners

Big Money Jackpots Are What Dreams AND Nightmares Are Made Of! In Spain, It's "El Gordo" The Fat One

FOR 1$ YOU CAN BUY HOPE AT ONE OF THE STORE FRONT TEMPLES OF LUCK SELLING LOTTERY TICKETS. GOD DAMN IT, I KNOW IT'S A SHITTY BET WITH MEGA MILLIONS HAVING THE WORST ODDS OF ANY LOTTERY IN THE COUNTRY. THEY JUST CHANGED THE VERSION OF THE GAME AND NOW THE ODDS OF HITTING THE JACKPOT ARE, GET THIS, 1:258,890,850! THAT'S RIGHT! ONE IN 259 MILLION! IN FACT, YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THAN HITTING IT BIG ON ONE OF THESE SUPER JACKPOT GAMES!

BUT FOR A BUCK, WHO CARES? DREAM BIG MY FRIENDS AND MAY YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!

UPDATE 3:09 AM - AT LEAST 2 JACKPOT WINNERS! HEY SEND SOME THIS WAY WILL YA? PAYPAL BUTTON ON UPPER RIGHT OF BLOG!