Idiot Leader Of Leader Of North Korea Feeds Traitor Uncle To Pack Of Starving Dogs! I Ask You? How Cool Is That?!

Now, Get This. Tens Of Thousands Of Your People Are Starving To Death, Yet, You Can Be Raising Packs Of Dogs? Just Feed Them People!

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YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN THE IDIOT LEADER OF NORTH KOREA SENTENCES HIS UNCLE TO DEATH BY FEEDING HIM TO A PACK OF RAVENOUS DOGS! I ASK YOU - HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?!
The Hong Kong newspaper Wen Wei Po reported on December 12 that, rather than being executed by firing squad, Jang and five of his aides were stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and then set upon by 120 dogs that had been starved for three days. The dogs proceeded to devour Jang and his aides, the entire process lasting an hour and being supervised by Kim Jong-un along with 300 senior officials. This sort of execution is known in Korea as quan jue, or execution by dogs.^[44]
THIS IDIOT RUNNING THINGS IN NORTH KOREA NEEDS TO BE AIRLIFTED TO THAT SPECIAL MILITARY BASE DOWN IN CUBA GIVEN A MINERAL OIL ENEMA AND THEN FED NOTHING BUT "ENSURE" FOR THREE MONTHS! THAT'LL SLIM HIS FAT ASS DOWN - QUICK! THEN WHEN HE'S READY TO PLAY BALL, GIVE HIM A NICE STEAK AND LOBSTER DINNER AND LET DENNIS RODMAN VISIT HIM AND THOSE TWO CAN SMOKE SOME GOOD WEED TOGETHER! I THINK THE REASON UN ADORES RODMAN SO MUCH IS BECAUSE OF RODMAN'S MUCH BALLYHOOED MONSTER COCK. UNFORTUNATELY, UN SUFFERS FROM AN INHERITED FAMILY TRAIT - A MICROPENIS! MAYBE IT'S THIS PENIS ENVY THAT KEEPS THEIR BROMANCE ALIVE, OR MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE FORMER BASKETBALL SUPERSTAR LETS UN PERSONALLY PLAY WITH HIS PRIZED PACKAGE! WHO KNOWS? BUT THEY CERTAINLY HAVE SEEMED TO HIT IT OFF!

YOU SEE, I HAD A BUDDY WHO WAS OUT IN VEGAS ABOUT SIXTEEN YEARS AGO OR SO FOR A CONCRETE CONVENTION. HIS PARTNER IS ON THE CASINO FLOOR AT 3AM ROLLING CRAPS AND WHO WALKS IN? RODMAN AND HIS ENTOURAGE. YOU SEE, RODMAN WAS PLAYING FOR THE CHICAGO BULLS AT THE TIME AND GOT PUT ON THE STREET FOR 10 DAYS FOR SOME INFRACTION, DISCIPLINE - SO HE HEADS TO VEGAS. WELL, RODMAN LAYS BIG MONEY ON THE TABLE AND TELL MY BUDDIES PARTNER THAT HE NEEDS TO MAKE HIS POINT AND HE DOES! THE NEXT THING HE KNOWS RODMAN IS SLATHERING HIM WITH KISSES ALL OVER HIS HEAD, FACE AND LIPS! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

THE NEXT NIGHT, THESE TWO GUYS GO TO A HUGE VENUE FOR LIVE MUSIC, DRINKS, BABES, PARTYING, YOU NAME IT! 2,000+ PEOPLE IN THE JOINT AND WHO WALKS IN WHILE THE BAND IS ROCKING OUT? YOU GUESSED IT! DENNIS RODMAN! SO THE BAND THINKS COOL! RODMAN! WE'LL GET HIM UP ON STAGE AND LET HIM ROCK OUT WITH US!

BIG MISTAKE!

RODMANS' ALL FUCKED UP AND WHEN HE GETS UP ON STAGE AND GETS THE MIKE HE'S SO BAD AND SO PROFANE THEY CUT HIS MIKE. BUT WAIT! HE'S NOT DONE YET! HE'S FUCKING AROUND ON STAGE SO MUCH AND INTERFERING WITH THE BAND THEY NEED TO CALL SECURITY TO DRAG HIS ASS OFF AND THEY DO! THE WHOLE PLACE IS GOING CRAZY SEEING THIS SHIT GOING DOWN. BUT WAIT, THE SHOWS NOT OVER!

A LITTLE WHILE PASSES BY, AND THE BAND IS PLAYING AGAIN AND THEN, THEY TAKE A BREAK. WHILE ON BREAK, WHO APPEARS WEARING NOTHING BUT SUNGLASSES AND A HAT?! RODMAN! AND HIS MONSTER COCK IS HANGING DOWN TO HIS KNEES! AT 6' 7" THIS MUST BE A REAL MONSTER! BUT THROUGH THE HEAD OF HIS PENIS HE HAS SOME SORT OF BARBELL INSERTED THROUGH A PIERCING IN HIS PENIS MAKING THE THING DROOP EVEN FURTHER! ALL THE GUYS AT THE VENUE SEE THIS AND MAKE A COLLECTIVE OOOOOOGGGGGGHHHHH! THEY CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT! YOU SEE, THIS WAS IN THE MID-90'S BEFORE CELL PHONES AND DIGITAL CAMERAS WERE WIDELY USED, BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THOSE IMAGES FLOODING THE INTERNET TODAY?! URBAN LEGEND OR FACT? YOU DECIDE.

WELL, I HOPE THEY RECORDED JANG AND HIS 5 AIDES BEING GOBBLED UP BY THOSE STARVING HOUNDS AND THEY POST IT ON THE INTERNET AS A WARNING TO ALL THE IDIOTS IN NORTH KOREA THAT THEY BETTER NOT CROSS THE DEAR LEADER OR THEY WILL SUFFER THE SAME FATE! WHAT A BUNCH OF DIPSHITS THEY HAVE RUNNING THAT FUCKED UP COUNTRY!