Sunday, January 26, 2014

Superfecta Pays $1.235 Million! Now I've Seen Everything! This Is Fucking Crazy! Desormeaux Rides 65:1 Shot Home To Win California Cup Oaks At Santa Anita

A Ten Cent Superfecta Would Have Paid You $123, 543.74! FUCK!

Desormeaux Has Been Riding Professionally Since 1986 - He Doesn't Fuck Around

Mind Boggling Payoffs On One Dollar Exacta, Tri + Super - Huge Pick 3 You Could Put A Big Dent In Your Student Loan By Cashing A Ten Of These Exacta Tickets

Huge Field With The Chalk Favorite Running Out Of The Money, A Couple Of Bombs In There = Huge Payoffs

You Can Follow Any Jockey In The Country Over At Equibase
Kent J. Desormeaux WASN'T FOOLING - THE PURSE FOR WINNING THE RACE WAS $110,000. THE WINNING JOCKEY CUSTOMARILY RECEIVES 10% OF THE PURSE, SOMETIMES MORE IF THE OWNER OR TRAINER WANTS HIM BAD ENOUGH TO GUIDE HIS MOUNT. SO HERE, DESORMEAUX GROSSES $27,500 FOR THE WIN. TAKE OUT 25% OR $6,875 FOR HIS AGENT AND 40% OR $11,000 FOR TAXES AND 5% OR $1,375 FOR HIS VALET - HE'S ALREADY SPENT $19,250 BEFORE HE EVEN GETS OFF THE HORSE! HOWEVER, AFTER EXPENSES HIS ONE MINUTE THIRTY SEVEN SECOND MILE ON THE TURF NETS HIM, GET THIS - $8,250! FROM THIS $8,250 HE HAS TO COVER HIS ROOM AND BOARD [I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THE TOP JOCKEYS AREN'T SLEEPING IN THE SWAMPERS QUARTERS OF THE BARNS] TRAVEL EXPENSES, YOU NAME IT. TOP FLIGHT JOCKEY'S HAVE BIG EXPENSES AND PLENTY OF THEM IF THEY ARE TO KEEP UP APPEARANCES. THESE JOCKEY'S MAY BE SMALL PHYSICALLY BUT THEY HAVE BIG HEART, GREAT SPIRITS AND THE REALLY GOOD ONES ARE CLASS ACTS ALL THE WAY - OTHERWISE THE WON'T SURVIVE, THE BOOZE OR THE DRUGS, THE WHORES OR THE GAMBLING WILL TAKE 'EM DOWN AND THEY'LL END UP AT SOME BACKWATER TRACK BEGGING FOR MOUNTS AS AN EXERCISE RIDER.

IMAGINE, A 1$ SUPERFECTA PAYING OUT $1.235 MILLION. INCREDIBLE. JUST INCREDIBLE.

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