Obama Imposes Harshest Sanctions Yet On Russia - Bans All Exports Of "Orville Redenbacher's Buttery Popcorn" And All "Hershey Chocolate Products" To Russia! Russian Stock Market Implodes! Drops By 70%!

The Only Way The Russians Are Going To Get This American Taste Treat Is Via The Black Market.  A Box Of This Delicacy Is Reportedly Going For 250 Rubles!

German And Belgian Chocolate Is A Poor Substitute For The Real Deal, Hershey Chocolate Made In Pennsylvania USA! The Sudden Termination Of This Commodity Into Russia Has Sent Shockwaves Through The Country Since Hershey's Chocolate Is Second Only To Vodka As The Leading Consumer Item In That Fucked Up Country! Smugglers Are Already Making Plans To Divert Planeloads Of This Product Via Venezuela To The Russian Republic And Counterfeiters Are Kicking Their Operations Into High Gear To Meet Pent Up Demand From The Shortages!  

Obama Has Hit The Russians Hard!

MAN O' MAN, TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS THAT STING! CUTTING OFF THE RUSSIANS SUPPLY OF ORVILLE REDDENBACHER'S BUTTERY POPCORN AND ALL HERSHEY PRODUCTS HAS TO HURT! WHETHER OR NOT IT WILL BE ENOUGH TO GET THE RUSSIANS TO YIELD AND GET BACK IN THEIR BOX REMAINS TO BE SEEN. IF THESE "HARSH SANCTIONS" WORK, THEN OBAMA COULD BE SEEN AS A GREAT LEADER WITH INSPIRED VISION!

DAMN, NO BUTTERY POPCORN OR HERSHEY'S CHOCOLATE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I COULD HANDLE IT!