Barbarians At The Gate

HOW IS IT A BUNCH OF CENTRAL AMERICAN KIDS HAVE MADE THEIR WAY THROUGH MEXICO AND ARE SOMEHOW FLOODING ACROSS AMERICA'S SOUTHERN BORDER? IF YOU LISTEN TO THE PROPAGANDA COMING FROM US RADIO AND TELEVISION NEWS REPORTS THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE!

WHAT SHOULD THE US DO WITH THESE LITTLE BARBARIANS? SEND 'EM BACK THAT'S WHAT! GET THEIR AMBASSADORS TO FLY THEM BACK HOME. FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE AND REUNITE THEM WITH THEIR MAMA AND PAPA! WHY IS IT THAT THEY SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE UNITED STATES UNESCORTED BY THEIR PARENTS? GEEESH! TALK ABOUT CHILD ABUSE! SENDING 9 + 10 YEAR OLDS TO THE US UNESCORTED [PROBABLY WITH ORDERS, THAT, WHEN THEY GET A NICE PLACE TO LIVE CALL US AND WE'LL SHOW UP AND ASK FOR ASYLUM!].

SO, YES, BY ALL MEANS..., REPEL THE BARBARIANS AT THE GATE!