Ebola's Got Nothing On The American STD Epidemic Where 110 Million Americans Are Infuckted With Some Variant Of Sexually Transmitted Disease. Your Chance Of Getting An STD If You Bang An American Are 6.5 In 10!

ARTICLE HERE ON YAHOO NEWS DETAILS LATEST INFO ON THE SAD STATE OF SEXUAL HEALTH OF AMERICANS. STD's ARE RAMPANT IN THE US. WITH A POPULATION OF 318.88 MILLION PEOPLE, 110 MILLION AMERICANS ARE INFECTED WITH SOME VARIANT OF A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE. WHEN YOU TAKE OUT THE UNDER 18 AND OVER 60 POPULATION THIS REDUCES THE POSSIBLE SEXUALLY ACTIVE POPULATION POPULATION TO 190 MILLION. EXCLUDE THE MONOGAMOUS FAITHFUL TYPES AND YOU HAVE A RELATIVELY SEXUALLY ACTIVE POPULATION WHERE THE MAJORITY ARE INFECTED WITH SOME STD!

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE YOUR BEER GOGGLES ON AND THAT CHUBBY BAR HOG STARTS LOOKING LIKE MARILYN MONROE JUST BE SURE YOU HAVE THOSE CONDOMS HANDY, BECAUSE CHANCES ARE IF THIS SLEEPS WITH YOU..., SHE'LL SLEEP WITH ANYONE!

A REAL HEADSHAKER.