Ha Ha! I Knew If I'd Live Long Enough I'd See The Day When We Had A Gay Muslim President!

What A Set Of Questions!

THESE DAYS, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! LESBIANS ON THE MOON, MEN HAVING BABIES! WHO KNOWS WHAT SORT OF FREAKAZOID NEWS WE'LL BE HEARING NEXT TO MAKE YOU SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND SAY TO YOURSELF, "THAT BELONGS IN THE MUSEUM OF THE HARD TO BELIEVE!".

EVERYTHING WE USED TO TAKE AS GOSPEL HAS BEEN CHALLENGED BY THE CULTURAL MARXISTS AND THE EXTREME LEFT. THEY WANT TO TELL YOU THAT PEOPLE WHO DESIRE SEX WITH ANIMALS AND CHILDREN NEED OUR "UNDERSTANDING" AND THAT THEY MIGHT NEED OUR "HELP". YIKES! UNDERSTANDING AND HELP???

YOU SEE, THE LEFT AS CROSSED THE BOUNDARY INTO NO MANS LAND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED WITH THEIR KOOKY IDEOLOGIES AND BIZARRE BELIEFS ON HOW THE WORLD MUST OPERATE ON THEIR TERMS ALONE. NO THANKS, PAL. GO HOME AND LEAVE ME OUT OF THE DISCUSSION, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING YOU DUMB DOWN THE CONVERSATION IN ORDER TO MAKE ME THINK YOUR KOO KOO BELIEFS ARE COPACETIC, YA DIG?

MAYBE I'M OLD FASHIONED BUT THEre IS A LOT TO BE SAID FOR TRADITIONAL VALUES AND BELIEFS NO MATTER HOW HARD THE FREAKAZOIDS TRY TO FLUSH THEM INTO THE SEWER WHERE THEY AND THE REST OF THE HUMAN JETSAM, FLOTSAM, LAGAN AND THE REST OF THE HUMAN DERELICTS FLOAT AROUND IN.

THEY MIGHT THING THEY'RE COOL GETTING ALL KINDS OF TATTOOS, PIERCINGS, IMPLANTS, SCARIFICATION AND OTHER BODY MODIFICATIONS TO BECOME PART OF A MODERN DAY TRIBAL MOVEMENT OF HUMAN DEBRIS; SO GO AHEAD DO YOUR THING -JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT!