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President Gumby

GUMBY HAS BEEN SWORN IN AS INTERIM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SURE THAT GREAT SON OF IRELAND, O'BAMA STILL PUTS ON HIS SUIT AND TIE AND "THINKS" HE'S STILL THE PRESIDENT, BUT FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES HE'S BEN RELIEVED OF ALL OF HIS DUTIES EXCEPT CEREMONIAL ONES.

WHAT LED TO THIS DRASTIC STEP THAT CAUSED THE UNITED STATE SENATE AND THE SUPREME COURT TO RELIEVE O'BAMA OF HIS POWERS AND INSTALL GUMBY AS THE INTERIM PRESIDENT. WELL, IT WAS A NUMBER OF THINGS BUT WHEN HIS SECRET DOSSIER WAS REVIEWED BY THE SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE FOR THE FIRST TIME THEY ASKED THEMSELVES, "WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME WE ARE SEEING THIS INFORMATION?". HEADS WILL ROLL NOW AT THE NSA AND THE CIA AS WELL AS THE FBI FOR HAVING SAT ON THIS HIGHLY SENSITIVE INFORMATION FOR THE ENTIRE O'BAMA PRESIDENCY. A SECRET MEETING OF THE FULL SENATE WAS CONVENED AT MIDNIGHT LAST WEEK AND AFTER CONSULTING THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IT WAS DECIDED TO INSTALL GUMBY AS THE INTERIM PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. SINCE GUMBY IS AN ESTEEMED AND BELOVED AMERICAN CARTOON CHARACTER FROM THE 1950'S, GUMBY COULD SET AN EXAMPLE FOR ALL OF AMERICA'S CHILDREN TO FOLLOW. BY NATURE, A GOOD NATURED FELLOW, GUMBY'S "SUNNY DISPOSITION" WILL BODE WELL FOR THE COUNTRY UNTIL THE NEXT PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

I FOR ONE AM EXTREMELY PLEASED THAT INTERIM PRESIDENT GUMBY'S FIRST OFFICIAL ACT WAS TO REPLACE NBC WITH THE "GUMBY CHANNEL" 24x7 GUMBY RE-RUNS!!! GOOD RIDDANCE BRIAN WILLIAMS! HELLO GUMBY! GOOD RIDDANCE O'BAMA! HELLO GUMBY!