The Republican Traitors To America 2016 Lineup - A Bunch Of Looney Tunes And Zooey Looking Misfits OR Boy Are We In Trouble Now!

This Lineup Of Psychopaths And Misfits Mean America's In Big Shit Trouble

Doomsday Straight Ahead!

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YOU LOOK AT THE LINEUP OF POTENTIAL CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT THE REPUBLICAN TRAITORS TO AMERICA ARE FIELDING AND YOU HAVE TO SHAKE YOUR HEAD AND WONDER IF THEY JUST EMPTIED OUT THE LOONEY BIN.

TAKE FOR EXAMPLE, RICK SANTORUM - MR. CATHOLIC. HE WEARS HIS RELIGION ON HIS SLEEVE AND THEN SHOVES HIS KOOKY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT! DID YOU KNOW HIS WIFE WAS A MISTRESS TO AN ABORTION DOCTOR 35 YEARS OLDER THAN SHE BEFORE SHE MARRIED RICK? OR THAT RICK AND HIS WIFE JUST KEPT POPPING OUT BABIES UNTIL THE LAST ONE WAS BORN WITH DOWNS SYNDROME? PRE-NATAL TESTING WOULD HAVE DETECTED THE DEFECTIVE GENES AND THE COUPLE COULD HAVE FLUSHED THE CELLS FROM HER BODY BEFORE IT GREW INTO A FULLY FORMED FETUS.

ANOTHER EXAMPLE, THE BOY WONDER FROM CALLE OCHO - MARCO RUBIO. IT TURNS OUT HIS PARENTS WERE NOT POLITICAL EXILES OF CASTRO'S CUBA AS HE MIGHTILY TOUTED BUT RATHER ECONOMIC REFUGEES WHO MOVED TO AMERICA SO THE COULD MAKE A LIVING! NO GREAT POLITICAL MOTIVE HERE, JUST A FINANCIAL ONE.

JEB BUSH, OH GOD - JUST THE MENTION OF THE BUSH NAME IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME THE CREEPS. CAN YOU SAY TERRY SCHIAVO? A MAN WHO CONVERTED TO CATHOLICISM AFTER MARRYING HIS 4'9" MEXICAN WIFE. A CATHOLIC WHO CARRIED OUT THE DEATH PENALTY IN FLORIDA WITH VIGOR. THE FATHER OF A DRUG ADDLED DAUGHTER AND A SON WHO IS A PUBLIC DRUNK? WOW -- PRESIDENTIAL MATERIAL FOR SURE!

SCOTT WALKER - TALK ABOUT WOW! THE WOW FACTOR HERE IS REAL. DROPPED OUT OF $40,000 A YEAR MARQUETTE UNIVERSITY HIS SENIOR YEAR [NEEDED CLOSE TO 40 CREDITS TO GRADUATE] AND SOMEHOW SNAKED HIS WAY INTO THE GOVERNORS MANSION IN WISCONSIN. TALK ABOUT WORKING THE SCAM AND THE CON! WELL, IF O'BAMA COULD GET ELECTED AS PRESIDENT, HEY! WHY NOT WALKER! AMERICANS ARE SO EASY TO FLIM FLAM! BELIEVES IN CREATIONISM AND DOES NOT LIKE TO READ EXCEPT WHEN CHECKS ARE MADE OUT TO HIM. ONE TO WATCH DOWN THE STRETCH.

TED CRUZ, POOR TED THINKS HE HAS A SHOT AT BEING ELECTED PRESIDENT! PROBLEM IS HE WAS BORN IN CANADA! CRUZ IS SUCH A PARTISAN THUG, THAT IF THEY WERE TO HAND OUT AWARDS FOR THE MOST PARTISAN REPUBLICAN ASSHOLE IN AMERICA, CRUZ WOULD WIN HANDS DOWN! AN INTELLECTUAL, WHO OVERTHINKS EVERY SITUATION. HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED BABY SITTING YOUR CHIHUAHUA LET ALONE WITH BEING PRESIDENT. PASS THIS WAS BY. 

BRING UP THE REAR IS THE JOKE LIST..., 
BEN CARSON - IDIOT
CHRIS CHRISTIE - A FAT PIECE OF SHIT - IDIOT
RICK PERRY - IDIOT
SARAH PALIN - IDIOT
ALLEN WEST - IDIOT
PAUL RYAN - IDIOT
RAND PAUL - A DOCTOR WHO SAYS DON'T GET YOUR KID VACCINATED! WHAT AN IDIOT ASSHOLE!

YOU SEE, THESE REPUBLICAN TRAITORS TO AMERICANS ARE NO MORE THAN PARTISAN THUGS WHO WOULD RULE BY EDICT AND EXECUTIVE ORDER, THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT ENRICHING THEMSELVES AND THEIR CRONIES, AMERICA BE DAMNED! THEY HAVE SHOWN TIME AND AGAIN, THEIR FAILURE TO COMPROMISE AND MOVE AMERICA FORWARD AS THEY STAND THEIR GROUND AND FIGHT FOR MORE POLITICAL DEPRAVITY TO KEEP THE OTHER SIDE OFF BALANCE SO THAT THEY HOLD THE ADVANTAGE. THEY ARE NOT A PARTY OF MEN, BUT OF CYNICAL TYRANTS WHO IF THEY GAIN POWER WILL DESTROY AMERICA COMPLETELY.

WARRIOR'S SOLUTION - DONALD TRUMP.