Happy Birthday Uncle Adolph!

Yep! Unkl Adolph Was Born On 4-20-1889! The Fuckhead!

He Only Had One Testicle Is The Myth!

FOR YEARS THE LOCAL PAPER RAN "HAPPY ADS" AND THE WEEK OF HITLER'S BIRTHDAY, SOME NEO-NAZI WOULD RUN AN AD UNDER THE "HAPPY AD" SECTION IN BIG BOLD LETTERS SAYING, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE ADOLPH!" MY GERMAN UNCLE WENT AS FAR AS ACCUSING ME OF RUNNING THE AD, SINCE HE KNEW I TENDED TO TO LEAN A LITTLE TO THE RIGHT AND AM AT TIMES, TOTALLY, POLITICALLY, INCORRECT. I HAD TO ASSURE THE OLD BOY THAT, NO IT WASN'T ME, BUT SOMEONE FROM THE LOCAL BUND WHO NEVER LOST THEIR ALLEGIANCE TO THE FATHERLAND.

I NEVER LIKED NAZIS, HATED THEM IN FACT. AND I HATE NEO-NAZI'S AND ALL THE OTHER FAR RIGHT GROUPS WHO TAKE THEIR EXTREMISM SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY. THESE ARE MAJOR LEAGUE DANGEROUS ASSHOLES WHO ARE UP TO NO GOOD. I SAY FUCK THEM AND THEIR FUCKED UP PHILOSOPHIES. FUCK 'EM.

YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH, GERMANS HAVE PLENTY OF INTELLECTUAL FIREPOWER. AS A GROUP THEY ARE SOME PRETTY SMART PRICKS. BUT THEIR IDEA OF A MASTER RACE HAS BEEN CO-OPTED BY ISRAEL WHO HAS ESTABLISHED A "JEWISH STATE" FOR "JEWS ONLY". HOW IRONIC IS THAT, THE ONCE VICTIMS OF THE SO CALLED HOLOCAUST HAS ESTABLISHED A JEWISH SUPREMACIST STATE FOR JEWS ONLY. IN FACT, THEY'LL TEST YOUR DNA TO SEE IF YOU CARRY THE GENETIC MARKERS OF THE JEWISH BLOODLINE! CAN YOU SAY MASTER RACE? HOW FUCKED UP ARE THE HAREDI AND HASSIDIC JEWS THE MOST EXTREME RELIGIOUS JEWS IN THE BUNCH. THESE RELIGIOUS KOOKS ARE SO FAR OUT THERE, THEY SHOULD BE IN OUTER SPACE WITH THE ALIENS!

WELL, IN AMERICA, 4-20 HAS COME TO MEAN WACO, OKLAHOMA CITY IN THE 90'S. OFFICIALS THOUGHT THE DATE WAS GOING TO COINCIDE WITH AN ANNUAL TERRORIST EVENT ON OR ABOUT HITLER'S BIRTHDAY! WELL, THANK GOD, THAT HASN'T HAPPENED. INSTEAD, A BUNCH OF AMERICAN ZOMBIES STONE ON WEED CELEBRATE FOURTWENTY(420). A DAY WHEN BUNCH OF HIPPY STONERS GET SO FUCKED UP ON WEED THEY THINK THEY CAN COMMUNICATE WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS AND ACTUALLY HOLD CONVERSATIONS WITH THEM! THESE ASSHOLES GET THEIR BRAINS SO FRIED OUT ON WEED, THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO DO EXCEPT GET THE MUNCHIES, PIG OUT AND SLEEP IT OFF, GET UP GET STONED AGAIN, WATCH TV, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, GET STONED..., A GREAT LIFE. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY GET THE MONEY TO PAY FOR IT ALL? DON'T ASK ME! 

WELL, THE HAPPY ADS SECTION OF THE WANT ADS HAS BEEN PULLED. THERE WERE NEVER MANY "HAPPY ADS" ANYWAY. BUT I STILL WONDER WHO THE PRANKSTER WAS WHO RAN THAT LITTLE AD EVERY YEAR FOR ALL OF THOSE YEARS. I GUESS THAT WILL REMAIN A MYSTERY. BUT IT MAKES YOU WONDER, WHO THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE DOESN'T IT?