Hippies Tell ISIS Assholes, That, Sharing A Joint, Playing Frisbee, Making Love Beads And Making Love Is A Lot More Fun Than Burning Ancient Manuscripts, Mass Murder And Chopping Peoples Heads Off! What Is It These ISIS Assholes Don't Get? WTF!!!?

ISIS Cats Could Get Hep By Smoking Some Ganja Baby!

Smoking Weed Is Best Done With Your Buddies, Never Alone, That's A Downer

Can You Imagine Some ISIS Asshole Tripping On Acid And Meeting Up With This Guy!? Hilarious!

Hippies Love Their Music

What Would Happen If A Flower Child Offered A Flower To One Of Those ISIS Idiots? They'd Probably Have Their Head Chopped Off!

Gotta Spread The Love With Love Beads Man!

A Frisbee Is A Lot Easier To Use Than An AK-47 AND It Doesn't Use ANY Ammo!

Back In 1967 The Hippies Really Thought That They Were Going To "Levitate" The Pentagon Into The Air , And Get This, Pentagon Officials Were Worried That They Could Do It!

YOU KNOW, THE US SHOULD GO INTO THE ISIS STRONGHOLDS AND JUST SPRAY OR DUST THOSE AREAS WITH LSD-25. SO MUCH, THAT, IT WOULD MAKE THESE IDIOTS LOSE THEIR MINDS! THEN THE FURTHEST THING FROM THEIR TRAIN OF THOUGHT WOULD BE KILLING PEOPLE AND YELLING ALI'S SNACKBAR AND ALL THAT SHIT.

WE SHOULD SEND A CONTINGENT OF HIPPIES OVER WITH SOME 5 STAR HAWAIIAN AND CALIFORNIA POT, THE REAL GOOD STUFF, THE BEST WEED THERE IS IN AMERICA AND HOLD A LITTLE PEACE CONFERENCE, HIPPY STYLE, WITH THE ISIS LEADERS WHERE THEY LITE UP THE BONG AND KEPT NEGOTIATING UNTIL ALL THE WEED WAS GONE! YEP, I CAN GUARANTEE YOU THOSE HIPPIES WILL HAVE WON ALL KINDS OF CONCESSIONS AND THOSE ISIS CREEPS, AND THOSE ISIS IDIOTS WILL BE LIKE PUTTY IN HIPPIES HANDS READY TO DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT!

MAYBE IF THESE ISIS ASSHOLES GOT HEP ON WEED, LISTENED TO SOME CLASSIC RUSH AND FLEETWOOD MAC AND GRAND FUNK RAILROAD, MAYBE THESE IDIOTS WOULDN'T BE SUCH BAD GUYS AFTER ALL. I KNOW I'M DREAMING BUT I THOUGHT THE IDEA OF SENDING HIPPIES INTO THE NEW CALIPHATE TO SUBVERT IT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA MYSELF! COULD YOU IMAGINE IF SOME HIPPY CHICK, FLOWER CHILD, OR LOVE CHILD TRIED PUTTING FLOWERS DOWN THE BARRELS OF THEIR GUNS OR OFFERED THEM FLOWERS AS A SIGN OF LOVE INSTEAD OF AGGRESSION, WHAT WOULD THESE ASSHOLES DO? THEY WOULD CERTAINLY BE TOTALLY CONFUSED!

I SAY SEND THE HIPPIES IN!  DAMN IT!

HA HA HA HA HA!

I THINK THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!

THAT'S A GOOD ONE!