Think The NSA Is Invading Your Privacy? Think Again! It's The Data Miners!

THATSTHEM.COM IS PROBABLY THE MOST AWESOME WEBSITE FOR THE AMATEUR PRIVATE EYE. YOU CAN FIND A TON OF INFO ON MOST AMERICANS HERE. YOU KNOW, THEIR CURRENT ADDRESS, PHONE AND EMAIL AS WELL AS THEIR VEHICLES REGISTERED IN THEIR NAME AND THEIR ESTIMATED NET WORTH - ALL FOR FREE. YOU SEE, ALL OF THOSE OTHER DATA MINERS WANT TO SELL YOU THIS INFORMATION, HOWEVER, THIS SITE IS USER SUPPORTED AND IT'S A PRETTY GOOD MODEL BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GRATEFUL TO HAVE THIS INFO AT AT THEIR FINGERTIPS.

I HAVE FOREGONE A "SMART"PHONE. "WHY" YOU ASK? WELL, WHEN I GOT THE PHONE HOME AND READ THROUGH ALL THE END USER AGREEMENTS TO USE THE ANDROID SYSTEM, THE GOOGLE APPS AND ALL OF THE OTHER APPS WHAT YOU DO IS "GIVE" THESE COMPANY'S OWNERSHIP OF YOUR MOST PERSONAL INFORMATION - THAT'S RIGHT, THEY OWN IT! AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO IF YOU WANT TO USE THEIR SYSTEMS. I SAID FUCK THAT! AND JUST USE A REGULAR CELL PHONE TO STAY IN TOUCH. I CLOSED DOWN MY FACEBOOK TOO. FUCK IT, WHO CARES WHAT I DO ANYWAY? I LIVE A BORING LIFE!

SO GO OVER TO WWW.THATSTHEM.COM AND SEARCH FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL BULLY WHO SHOOK YOU DOWN FOR YOUR LUNCH MONEY, THEN SHOW UP WHERE HE WORKS WITH THREE OR FOUR OF YOUR BUDDIES AND TELL HIM YOU WANT YOUR MONEY BACK WITH 50% INTEREST A WEEK X 40 YEARS AND YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES GIVE HIM A RIDE TO THE BANK TO GET THE CASH! NOW THAT COULD GET INTERESTING!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!