Gas Under $2 A Gallon - Oil Under $50 A Barrel

Courtesy Gasbuddy.com

THE OIL BLACKMAILERS ARE TAKING IT ON THE CHIN! GOOD! AFTER BLACKMAILING US FOR SO MUCH MONEY FOR FAR TOO LONG, THESE BASTARDS ARE GETTING THEIR DUE - LOW PRICES! SURE THEY WON'T SEE MULTI BILLIONS IN PROFITS LIKE THEY DID BEFORE THE MARKETS COLLAPSED IN '08 OR THE OTHER RUNUPS BY THEIR MARKET MANIPULATORS, BUT THEY WILL STILL SEE BILLIONS IN PROFITS!

YOU SEE, DEMAND IS WAY DOWN. PEOPLE HAVE CUT THEIR DRIVING BACK TO ESSENTIAL DRIVING ONLY. I FOR ONE ONLY VENTURE OUT WHEN I ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO AND MAKE THE MOST OF EVERY TRIP OUT - I'M TIRED OF MAKING THE OIL BLACKMAILERS RICH! SHARE A RIDE, TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT, WHATEVER YOU CAN DO TO CUT YOUR TRAVEL COSTS DOWN IS GOOD IN MY OPINION. WE HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF FOR FAR TOO LONG. THE BASTARDS WHO SAY, "OOH, BUT LOOK AT EUROPE - THEY PAY $12 A GALLON", THESE ARE THE SAME ASSHOLES WHO SAID "LOOK AT EUROPE, CIGARETTES COST $8 A PACK!" - WELL, LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COST OF CIGARETTES HERE IN THE US, THEY WENT FROM $1.80 A PACK TO NEARLY $7 WHY? TAXES!!! NOW THESE SAME ASSHOLES WHO SAY, "OOH, BUT LOOK AT EUROPE..., WELL THESE PRICKS WON'T BE HAPPY UNTIL SO MANY TAXES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO A GALLON OF GASOLINE THAT IT WILL COST $12 A GALLON! YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THESE PRICKS? FUCK 'EM! TAKE YOUR GAS TAXES, YOUR PER MILE TAXES AND SHOVE 'EM UP YOUR CUNT!

CHEAP GAS, CHEAP BEER IS WHAT MADE AMERICA GREAT. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY!