I'm Cloning Lauren Next

I Love You Lauren!

This Babe Is Smokin' Too!

LAUREN DRAIN KAGEN IN THE TOP PHOTO CAUGHT MY EYE A FEW WEEKS BACK BECAUSE OF HER BANGIN' BODY. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,"HMMMMM, HOW COULD ANY BABE HAVE GLUTES LIKE THAT?". WELL IT TURNS OUT TO BE 2 THINGS, GENETICS AND SHE IS A FITNESS BABE!

THE BABES IN MY SMALL WORLD ARE ALL SWILLING BEER AND JAMMING SAUSAGE-PEPPERONI PIZZA INTO THEIR CHUBBY CHIPMUNK CHEEKS WHILE THEY GET READY TO WATCH,"DANCING WITH THE STARS" OR SOME OTHER PAP. THIS IS WHY I'M STILL A BACHELOR. I COULD HAVE BEEN MARRIED AT LEAST A HALF A DOZEN TIMES BUT BETTER JUDGEMENT SAID NO. NOW ALL THESE BABES FROM MY PAST ARE ALL CHUBETTES AND THE HUSBAND HAS TO WORK 2 JOBS JUST TO BUY ALL THE EXTRA FOOD THEIR FAT WIFE IS CONSUMING! NOT ONLY THAT BUT DEAR OLD HUBBY HAS TO BUY TOILET PAPER BY THE CASE!

WELL, I'LL BE IN TOUCH WITH LAUREN SO I CAN GET A SAMPLE OF HER DNA SO I CAN CLONE HER DOWN IN MY LAB. I HOPE SHE'S UP FOR THE IDEA. THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE IF WE HAD MORE HOT BABES LIKE LAUREN RUNNING AROUND, THAT'S FOR SURE!