The Boy Wonder From Calle Ocho In Little Havana Thinks He's Going To Kick Putin's Ass! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!! He's In For A Very Rude Awakening!!!!! But It Plays Well With The Right Wing And The Israel First Wing Of The US Congress!!!!

Is He Out Of His Fucking Mind?

WHEN US SENATORS START CALLING WORLD LEADERS "GANGSTERS" AND "THUGS", WELL, YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO BACK UP THAT TOUGH TALK BY NUMBER ONE, BEING ABLE TO KICK THAT DUDES ASS YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND YOU BETTER BE DAMN WELL SURE THAT YOUR INFLAMMATORY RHETORIC DOES NOT RATCHET UP TENSIONS MORE THAN WHAT THEY ALREADY ARE.

HERE'S THE UNDERDOG PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MARCO RUBIO A US SENATOR FROM FLORIDA. SURE, HE HAS ALL THE CONSERVATIVE CREDENTIALS THAT  YOU CAN GET BY PLAYING YOUR CARDS RIGHT AS HE WAS GROOMED FOR THE US SENATE SEAT FROM SOUTH FLORIDA BY HIS HANDLERS. WHAT THE GUY DOESN'T HAVE THOUGH, IS THE ABILITY TO TRANSLATE THOSE SKILLS TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY. HE'S A PUPPET OF THE FLORIDA REPUBLICAN PARTY AND THE NATIONAL GOP AS WELL.SURE THEY GIVE HIM AN EXPENSIVE SUIT, A NICE SALARY, SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT WHERE HE COMMANDS $75,000 A POP AND A COUPLE OF 6 FIGURE BOOK DEALS TO PAY OFF HIS 6 FIGURE STUDENT LOANS! YEP, LIFE IS GOOD. HOWEVER, WHAT MIGHT FLY DOWN IN SOUTH FLORIDA SURE AS HELL WON'T COMPUTE ELSEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF HEARING REPUBLICAN RHETORIC REPEATED OVER AND OVER AS THEY DRONE ON AND ON ABOUT THE SAME OLD SHIT. THEIR TUNE NEVER CHANGES.

SO YEAH, READ THE STORY HOW TOUGH GUY RUBIO IS STANDING UP AGAINST GANGSTER THUG VLAD PUTIN HERE. IF IT WASN'T SO FUCKING LAUGHABLE I COULD CRY.

MARCO RUBIO, THE BOY WONDER FROM CALLE OCHO!

WHY THE HELL WOULD AMERICA WANT A CUBAN PRESIDENT ANYWAY?

HEY RUBIO! GO BACK TO HAVANA, I HEAR THEY'LL BE HIRING WHEN THE CASTRO BROTHERS CROAK! YOU CAN BE THE EL PRESIDENTE THERE! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!

MARCO RUBIO PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!

BUENOS DIAS EL PRESIDENTE RUBIO! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!

WELCOME BACK TO HAVANA! TOMORROW WE TOUR THE SUGAN CANE PLANTATIONS!

VIVA MARCO!