Turban Sprawl

Turban Sprawl

Saudi Arabia Completion Date 2020

Proposed Basra Iraq

Dubai Completed 2010

FUNNY HOW THOSE SAUDI ARABIANS WON'T TAKE ONE SYRIAN REFUGEE INTO THEIR COUNTRY BUT THINK NOTHING OF SQUANDERING 20 BILLION ON THE JEDDAH ECONOMIC CITY WHICH WILL HOUSE THE WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING TO DATE.

AMERICAN GENIUS, ADRIAN SMITH AND HIS FIRM HAS BUILT A SLEW OF MAGNIFICENT BUILDINGS FOR THE BIG EGO'D SUPER WEALTHY ECONOMIES AROUND THE WORLD. BUT E REALLY LOVES TAKING MONEY FROM THOSE IDIOT MUSLIMS AND HE HAS DESIGNED FOR THEM A MODERN DAY VERSION OF "TURBAN SPRAWL" WHERE THESE RUG PILOTS CAN FLY AROUND ON THEIR MAGIC CARPETS ALL DAY AND IMPRESS THEIR HAREM OF 10 YEAR OLD CONCUBINES AS THEY REGALE THEM WITH STORIES ABOUT HOW THEIR MONEY HELPED BUILD THESE MAGNIFICENT STRUCTURES! THEY DON'T TELL THEM THE REAL REASON IS THAT THEY WERE BORN WITH SMALL PENISES AND TO OVERCOME THEIR MALE INADEQUACIES, HAVE TO BUILD THESE OUTSIZED BEHEMOTH BUILDINGS THAT WILL COST A FORTUNE TO COOL IN THE 140 DEGREE DESERT SUN! ANYWAY, THE 10 YEAR OLD CONCUBINES ARE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND, THEY JUST LIKE BEING IN THE RUG PILOTS' HAREM AND DINING ON FRESH SEAFOOD AND LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY.
HMMMMM, IT MAKES ME THINK. WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF SOME CRAZY AMERICANS COMMANDEERED A SAUDI JETLINER WITH SOME BOXCUTTERS AND THEN FLEW THE JETLINER INTO THE JEDDAH TOWER, NOW THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING AND SOMEHOW, STRANGELY SATISFYING AT THE SAME TIME.

SO WHEN O'BAMA TELLS YOU, THAT, THE US MUST TAKE IN 100,000 SYRIAN REFUGEES, TELL O'BAMA TO GO TO HELL! TELL O'BAMA TO GET ON THE PHONE WITH OUR "FRIENDS" THE SAUDI'S AND TELL THEM WE ARE SENDING THEM 100,000 SYRIANS. TELL THEM, WE'LL PAY FOR IT, BUT YOU MUST TAKE THEM. YOU SEE, BACK IN 2013, THE SAUDI'S WANTED US TO ATTACK AND INVADE SYRIA AND THEY WERE GOING TO PAY FOR ALL COSTS ASSOCIATED WITH THE OPERATION. FUNNY HOW QUICKLY THEY CHANGED THEIR TUNE ISN'T IT. 

IT'S TIME FOR OUR "FRIENDS" [AND I USE THAT TERM IN THE LOOSEST SENSE OF THE WORD], THE SAUDI'S THAT SINCE THEY SPEAK ARABIC, SHARE THE SAME RELIGIOUS VALUES AND MUST HELP US OUT IN THIS HUMANITARIAN EFFORT [YEP, WE'RE TELLING THIS TO A COUNTRY THAT BEHEADS PEOPLE, STONES PEOPLE TO DEATH AND GIVES 1,000 LASHES AS PUNISHMENT-HEE, HEE REAL HUMANITARIANS, OH BOY!]AND TAKE THESE SYRIAN REFUGEES!

SO THESE MUSLIM RELIGIOUS KOOKS, WITH THEIR SMALL PENISES, THEIR JIHAD AND SHARIAH AND THEIR HEROES THOSE ISIS CUNTS, THINK THAT BUILDING SKYSCRAPERS WILL SHOW THE WORLD HOW ADVANCED THEIR CIVILIZATION IS. MEANWHILE, THEIR PEOPLES STARVE FOR FOOD, THIRST FOR FRESH CLEAN WATER, DIE AS THEY AWAIT MEDICINE AND PROPER MEDICAL CARE AND THEY TELL US WE ARE THE INFIDELS?

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!

TURBAN SPRAWL IN THE LAND OF ISLAM WHERE MUSLIM RELIGIOUS KOOKS KILL THE NONBELIEVERS!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!!