Bowie Goes Interstellar

DRUG ADDLED, SEX FREAK DAVID BOWIE MEETS HIS MAKER AND BOY WILL HE BE IN FOR A SURPRISE WHEN HE FINDS OUT WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE! HE'LL BE WISHING HE PAID A BIT MORE ATTENTION TO HIS IMMORTAL SOUL. ALL THESE PEOPLE WEEPING AND WAILING OVER HIS PASSING ARE OUT OF THEIR MINDS, I MEAN C'MON PEOPLE HE WAS A ROCK AND ROLLER NOT SOME GREAT MAN. HE JUST MANAGED TO CON A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY BY SELLING THEM HIS "ART". HAVE A NICE TRIP TO THE OTHER SIDE BRAH, WHEREVER YOU LAND.