Uh Oh!!!!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!!

IT'S 12:50 PM ON THE EAST COAST AND THE DOW IS DOWN NEARLY 600 POINTS. THE MARKETS ARE BEING HAMMERED. PANICKED INVESTORS ARE SELLING NOW IN ORDER TO PRESERVE THEIR PROFITS AND CAPITAL BEFORE THE MARKET MANIPULATORS STEAL IT FROM THEM AND WIPE OUT ALL OF THEIR GAINS. WHO CAN BLAME THEM? WE'VE SCENE THIS SCENARIO PLAY OUT BEFORE AS THE WALL STREET SLICKERS AND THEIR HENCHMAN DO WHAT THEY CAN TO FUCK EVERYONE OVER AND ENRICH THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO COLLECT FAT BONUSES AND MAKE BILLIONS FOR THEIR FIRMS. THESE CUNTS KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEIR DOING. THEY ARE FINANCIAL TERRORISTS WHO PREY ON THE IDIOTS WHO PUT THEIR TRUST IN THEIR FINANCIAL ADVISERS. 

IT'S BEEN PROVEN TIME AND AGAIN THAT A BLINDFOLDED MONKEY THROWING DARTS AT A LIST OF STOCKS CAN PICK A BETTER BASKET OF STOCKSTO INVEST IN THAN ANY HOITY TOITY SO CALLED FINANCIAL EXPERT WHO LIVES OFF FAT COMMISSIONS MOVING YOUR INVESTMENTS AROUND. BRING BACK THE 80'S WHEN THE PRIME RATE WAS 20% AND THE BANKS WERE PAYING 16% ON MONEY MARKETS! WHO NEEDED THE STOCK MARKET THEN?!

OH, HOW I HATE THESE FUCKING PRICKS! FUCK THESE ASSHOLES! MEANWHILE ENJOY THE RIDE THRILL SEEKERS!