What Do The Idiots At The Des Moines Register Take For Their Mass Psychosis?

THE NEWSPAPER OF RECORD IN IOWA, THE DES MOINE REGISTER IS A THROWBACK TO THE 1800's WHERE STODGY EDITORS AND PRIM EDITORIAL BOARDS MAKE "SAFE" PICKS AND CHOICES WHEN THEY PREPARE TO GO TO PRINT. YOU SEE, THE NEWSPAPER BUSINESS IS A SERIOUS ENTERPRISE AND IS BEHOLDEN TO ITS' ADVERTISERS AND THE COMMUNITIES IT SERVES.

WELL, AS THE IOWA PRESIDENTIAL CAUCUSES GET UNDERWAY, WHO DOES THE REGISTER ENDORSE FOR PRESIDENT? NONE OTHER THAN THE BOY WONDER FROM CALLE OCHO, MARCO RUBIO AND THAT "DEDICATED PUBLIC SERVANT" HILLARY CLINTON!

QUICK SOMEBODY GRAB ME A BARF BAG! ARE THESE EDITORS OUT OF THEIR FUCKING MINDS?! MORE OF THE SAME SHIT AND THE SAME BROKEN GOVERNMENT! FUCK THEM! I HOPE THEY GO OUT OF BUSINESS THE COCKSUCKERS! PICKING THESE 2 ASSHOLES AS PRESIDENT IS ABOUT THE DUMBEST IDEA SINCE EXPERIMENTING ON LIVE ANIMALS!

MAYBE THEY NEED TO GO WATCH THE TRUMPMEISTER IN ACTION AND THEY CAN LEARN SOMETHING. HELL, IT COULDN'T HURT AND IT WOULD GET THEM OUT OF THEIR IVORY TOWERS FOR A FEW HOURS!

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RUBIO ENDORSEMENT

CLINTON ENDORSEMENT 

THE BASTARDS!