Bubba Still Cheated On His Ugly Troll Lezbo Wife Shrillary - Why Wouldn't He? She's F'n Fugly!

Given The Choice Of Making Love To A Stroke Victim..., OR

Some Bangin' Hottie....,

Bubba Left Aunt Goofamus Of The Ozarks In Te Rearview Mirror!

BUBBA'S NO DUMMY WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING PUSSY. YOU SEE, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL OF SORTS..., A PROFESSIONAL PUSSY HOUND! HE'S LEFT THAT BUCK TOOTH, TRIPLE CHINNED, STROKE VICTIM HE'S MARRIED TO MANY TIMES AND GOT "LITTLE WILLIE" A NICE PRESENT ON MORE THAN A FEW OCCASIONS. LIKE MOST MEN, BUBBA HAS "NEEDS" THAT SOMETIMES GO UNFULFILLED AT HOME, SO WHAT'S A MAN TO DO? WELL, HE GOES ON THE HUNT..., FOR PUSSY! NOW HOW MANY WOMEN DO YOU THINK WOULD NOT MIND BANGING A FORMER PRESIDENT AND PUTTING THAT CONQUEST IN THEIR GARTER BELT?! YOU SEE, ONE GOOD DEED DESERVES ANOTHER AND BOTH PARTIES WALK AWAY HAPPY AND SATISFIED. NOW THE TROLL, SHE'S NONE THE WISER AND BUBBA GETS TO SLEEP IN AFTER THOSE LATE NIGHTS OUT TOMCATTING. JUST LIKE THEY WERE HOME AGAIN IN ARKANSAS.