Our New First Lady Melania! Bangin'!

FORGET ALL ABOUT HAGATHA WHEN WE CAN GET THIS BABE MELANIA IN THE WHITE HOUSE! HELL, IT'S A NO BRAINER! YOU GET A 2 FOR 1 DEAL! NOT ONLY DO YOU GET THE TRUMPSTER, BUT YOU GET HIS BANGIN' WIFE, MELANIA IN THERE TO ACT AS A REAL 1ST LADY! AND I MEAN LADY! NOT THAT FOPPISH HESHE WE'VE HAD IN THERE NOR THAT BUCK DANCING OZARK GRANDMA READY TO BRING IN HER RAZORBACK HILLBILLY ARMY!

YEP! MELANIA IS A WORLD CLASS BEAUTY! TOO BAD THOSE UGLY, FAT, LEZBO SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS CAN'T STAND IT! HER BEAUTY BURNS THEIR RETINAS OUT. BUT FUCK THEM! MAYBE LASER SURGERY CAN RESTORE THEIR VISION, IF NOT, TOO BAD! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!! FUCK'EM ANYHOW!

ONLY IN AMERICA!

IDIOT AMERICA!

A NATION OF IDIOTS!

AMERICA!

FUCK YEAH!