Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!! Idiot America! A Nation Of Idiots!!!!! You Just Can't Make This Shit Up!!!!! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!!

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JUST ANOTHER DAY IN IDIOT AMERICA WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY ARE OUT WITH LITTLE JOHNNY ON A DRIVE WHEN BOTH PARENTS OD'! "EXCUSE US JOHNNY WHILE WE OD' ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD", WERE THE PARENTS LAST WORDS TO THE LITTLE TYKE, BEFORE THEY WENT INTO A HEROIN INDUCED COMA. I BET LITTLE JOHNNY WAS THINKING, "NOW, WHAT DO I DO?" HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!!! WHAT A SIGHT! ONLY IN AMERICA! IDIOT AMERICA! A NATION OF IDIOTS!