Trump Has Accomplished More In His First Week In Office Than President Pussy Did In His First Year!

The Trumpmeister, A Great American And A True American Patriot!

I Don't Give A Fuck About These Assholes Sex Lives. If You Didn't Get Pregnant In The First Place, You Wouldn't Need An Abortion!

IDIOT O'BAMA WAS US SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS, A REPRESENTATIVE IN THE STATE HOUSE OF ILLINOIS BEFORE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. HIS PRIOR JOBS BEFORE POLITICS WAS THAT AS A LOW PAID LECTURER AT A CHICAGO LAW SCHOOL AND A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER. HE HAD LITTLE "REAL WORLD" EXPERIENCE AND LITTLE SOCIALIZATION WITH REAL PEOPLE.HIS UNLIKELY AND IMPOSSIBLE TRAJECTORY THAT PROPELLED HIM INTO THE WHITE HOUSE WAS HIS SKILL AS A CONSUMMATE BULLSHIT ARTIST! HE WAS NO MORE THAN A CONMAN WHO COULD MANIPULATE PEOPLE'S FEELINGS THROUGH HIS SLICK TALK AND FLOWERY LANGUAGE. HE WILL GO DOWN IN THE ANNALS OF AMERICAN CONS AS ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATS!

HERE WE NOW HAVE A MATURE BUSINESSMAN OF 70 WHO WORKED ALL HIS LIFE TO BUILD VARIOUS VENTURES AND BUILD A PERSONAL EMPIRE AND FORTUNE. HIS WORK ETHIC IS RENOWNED. WHILE O'BAMA FRITTERED AWAY HIS OPPORTUNITIES TO DO SOMETHING GREAT AS PRESIDENT HE WENT TO THE PAWN SHOP OF LIFE AND TRADED IN THOSE OPPORTUNITIES FOR $100 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF TAXPAYER FUNDED VACATIONS AND HUNDREDS OF GOLF OUTINGS WHEN HE COULD HAVE BEEN HUNKERING DOWN AT THE WHITE HOUSE DOING SOMETHING GREAT FOR AMERICA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. BUT, THIS IS THE WAY OF THE CONMAN, ALL TALK, NO ACTION. JUST ANOTHER QUICK BUCK ARTIST WHO LOVES THE ADORATION OF THOSE HYPNOTIZED BY HIS LINE OF BULL DICKEY!

THE ATOMIC SCIENTIST MOVED THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK UP 30 SECONDS ON THURSDAY, JANUARY 26TH, 2017 TO 2 AND A HALF MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT. IT HAS NOT BEEN THIS CLOSE SINCE THE EARLY 1950'S WHEN THE AMERICANS AND SOVIET UNION WERE DOING ABOVE GROUND TESTS OF HYDROGEN BOMBS BY THE DOZENS! THE BULLETIN OF ATOMIC SCIENTISTS NO STROKE THE FEARS OF EVERY HUMAN ON EARTH BY TELLING THEM WE ARE SO CLOSE TO ARMAGEDDON THAT IT IS ALMOST INEVITABLE! WHAT A BUNCH OF SHIT THESE FUCKING LIARS TELL YOU!
THEY DID NOT TELL YOU SAUDI ARABIA HAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS, NOR DID O'BAMA! NOW YOU KNOW! SO FUCK THESE ASSHOLES!

THE TRUMPMEISTER!

TRUMPUS MAXIMUS!

AMERICAN EMPEROR!

AND...,

DEITY!