KIm Jong Un Will Be Killed By His Own Military As US Prepares To Take Out His Nuclear Capability

Look At This Rolly Polly Fat Fucker!

KIM JONG UN NEEDS TO BE BUTTFUCKED WITH AN ELECTRIC CATTLE PROD IN ORDER TO GET HIM TO UNDERSTAND THAT HIS SHIT JUST WON'T BE TOLERATED. HE'S AN ASSCLOWN WHO THINKS HE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS! WELL DOUGH BOY, YOUR REIGN IS ABOUT OVER, BECAUSE WE'RE COMING TO TAKE YOU DOWN YOU SNIVELING PUSSY!

WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS AND AND PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH SOME HIV+ TRANSSEXUAL HOOKERS AND FILM THEM REAMING YOUR VIRGIN ASS AND THEN WE'LL BROADCAST IT FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE! YEP, WE'LL UPLOAD IT TO ALL THE PIRATE SITES AND BROADCAST IT ON OFFICIAL NORTH KOREAN STATE TELEVISION! THEN WE ARE GOING TO SHIP YOU TO SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA WHERE THEY CAN PUT YOU ON TRIAL AND EXECUTE YOU!

UN, YOUR JUST TOO BIG OF A TROUBLE MAKER TO BE HANGING AROUND PULLING YOUR SHIT. FRANKLY, WE'RE GODDAMN SICK OF YOUR SHIT AND IT'S TIME TO PAY UP YOU FAT, LITTLE FUCKER!

YEP,THE US 7TH FLEET IS SAILING TOWARDS YOUR SHORE RIGHT NOW WITH IT NUKES AND WE ARE GOING TO SOLVE YOU AS THE PROBLEM EXTREMELY SOON. SO WHY DON'T YOU DO YOURSELF A FAVOR, LARD ASS, AND COMMIT SUICIDE? YOU'LL BE BETTER OFF. YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING IN YOUR SHORT, FAT, DRUNKEN LIFE EXCEPT TO GET FAT AS HELL AND DRINK TOP SHELF AMERICAN BOOZE BY THE GALLON. MEANWHILE YOUR PEOPLE STARVE AND YOUR FREEZER IS FULL OF LOBSTER AND KOBE BEEF! I ASK YOU SIR, "IS THIS FAIR?".

I DON'T SEE HOW YOU CAN LIVE WITH YOURSELF! HONESTLY, IF I WERE A DICTATOR LIKE YOU, I WOULD TRY TO IMPROVE MY COUNTRY, INSTEAD OF SQUANDER BILLIONS ON USELESS NUKES THAT CAN ONLY BE USED TO DESTROY. THE MONEY COULD BE BETTER SPENT TO SAY, PUT UP AN ELECTRICAL GRID IN YOUR COUNTRY..., BUILD SOME POWER PLANTS..., BUILD HOUSING..., THE LIST IS ENDLESS! IT'S TOO BAD YOU LACK THE INSIGHT AND THE WISDOM TO BETTER YOUR FUCKED UP LITTLE COUNTRY. BUT HEY, IF YOU WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE FAT, DRUNK AND STUPID, WELL THAT'S YOUR CHOICE YOU FATFUCK!