Mr. Bojangles And The Iron Men Of Churchill Downs

UNCLE BENNY IS TRULY MANS' BEST FRIEND! WHEN I HIT AN $85,555 SUPERFECTA ON THE KENTUCKY OAKS THE FIRST WEEKEND IN MAY, I NEVER IMAGINED WHAT A LIFE CHANGING EVENT IT WOULD BE.

I PAID OFF ALL MY CREDITORS, BOUGHT A NEW USED TRUCK, AND BANKED THE REST! NOW I HAVE PEACE OF MIND AND FEW WORRIES.

THIS WAS A FLUKE. BECAUSE I NEVER WIN BIG LIKE THIS. THE RACING GODS SMILED FONDLY ON ME THAT DAY AND GRANTED EVERY GAMBLER'S DESIRE TO HIT IT BIG. AND BOY, DID I HIT IT BIG!

BESIDES, I'LL BE GETTING A NICE TAX REFUND NEXT SPRING TOO! I'VE TAKEN A BREAK FROM PLAYING THE PONIES AND I DON'T BOTHER GOING TO THE CASINO. THIS WAS MY DEFERRED SAVINGS PLAN AND I CASHED IT OUT THAT MEMORABLE SPRING DAY OF MAY OF 2017!