Chimpelle, aka "Michael" Appeared On More Than 30 Magazine Covers During The Course Of Barky's 8 Years, Now The Beautiful, Poised And Classy First Lady Melania Has Yet To Appear On 1!!!!! What's Up With THAT?

WE NOW HAVE AN INCREDIBLE 1ST LADY IN MELANIA TRUMP!NOT ONLY IS SHE BEAUTIFUL BUT SMART, CHARMING, VIBRANT AND LOYAL. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE WOMENS' MAGAZINES HAVE FAILED TO DO EXPOSES ON HER AND HER PROJECTS THAT SHE IS CURRENTLY UNDERTAKING AND PUTTING SOME LIGHT ON THE POSITIVE THINGS SHE IS ACCOMPLISHING!

WHEN CHIMPELLE WAS THE 1ST LADY, THE MEDIA FAWNED OVER HER LIKE SHE WAS SOME SORT OF NUBIAN GODDESS, BUT TO ME, SHE LOOKED LIKE A STEROID USING, OVERLY MUSCLED DUDEMAN WHO COULD KICK BARACKS' ASS! OH WELL, LET'S HOPE MELANIA GETS THE ATTENTION FROM THE PRESS SHE DESERVES!