Get This! Trump To Star In Remake Of CADDYSHACK!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT! TRUMP TO BE THE FIRST US PRESIDENT TO STAR IN A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE WHILE SITTING IN OFFICE! YEP, THE TRUMPMEISTER TO STAR IN UPDATED VERSION OF RODNEY DANGERFIELD + BILL MURRAYS' CLASSIC COMEDY..., CADDYSHACK!

REPORTS ARE, FILMING WILL COMMENCE IN APRIL AT TRUMPS' SOUTH FLORIDA RESORTS AND WILL CO-STAR AN ALL STAR LINE UP INCLUDING, VLAD PUTIN, KIN JONG UN, KANYE WEST AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER! ALSO APPEARING WILL BE; PARIS HILTON AND KIM KARDASHIAN WHO WILL BE FEATURED IN BIKINI SCENES BY THE POOL AS THEY STRUT THEIR STUFF!

THIS HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMEDIES EVER FILMED, PUTTING THOSE ANTI-AMERICAN HACKS ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE TO SHAME! YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE STARTED LAUGHING AGAIN! ONLY THE TRUMPMEISTER COULD PULL THIS OFF! I HAVE TO HAND IT TO THE GUY FOR TRYING! WHAT A GUY!