The Trumpmeister, Divine Providence Intervened!

IT WAS THE HAND OF GOD HIMSELF THAT INTERVENED IN THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND NOT RUSSIAN COLLUSION DESPITE THE BEST EFFORTS OF CROOKED HILLARY AND THE DEMOCRATS TO "FIX" THE ELECTION WITH THE HELP OF THE RUSSIANS! YOU SEE, I BELIEVE, GOD HIMSELF GAVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, A "WORD OF KNOWLEDGE" IMPLANTED IN THEIR MINDS SO THAT THEY WOULD REJECT THE EVIL CLINTON AND VOTE FOR GREAT AMERICAN AND TRUE PATRIOT, DONALD JOHN TRUMP!

THE PATHETIC AND DERANGED CRIMINAL, FAKE NEWS MEDIA HAS BEEN SPEWING OUT ANTI-TRUMP PROPAGANDA EVER SINCE TRUMPY WAS ELECTED AND GIVES NO ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS TO HIS ACHIEVEMENTS AT ALL! THIS IS THE MOST UNFAIR TREATMENT OF A POLITICIAN IN AMERICA, I'VE EVER WITNESSED IN MY LIFE AND THEY DO SO WITH A HATE AND ZEAL THAT IS PERSONAL. 

BUT THAT'S OKAY, BECAUSE WHEN IT COES CRUNCH TIME AND TRUMPY PUTS IT ALL ON THE LINE AND WINS, THEY WILL BE EXPOSED FOR THE CHEAP, VAPID CHARLATANS THEY REALLY ARE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS GANG!

GO TRUMP!