What Happened To The 2021"State of the Union" Address? Dementia Joe Is Incapable Of Making Major Address!

 I'M BOOKING A FLIGHT ON THE FIRST SPACESHIP HEADED TO MARS, SO I CAN DRINK SINGAPORE SLINGS AND GAMBLE WITH THE ALIENS AT THE MARS HILTON AND CASINO. MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY AND HOOKUP WITH ONE OF THOSE HOT BABES FROM THE ALPHA CENTAURI SYSTEM! 

IT APPEARS THE DOOM MERCHANTS AND THE ARBITERS OF SOCIETY IN HIGH PLACES HAVE GANGED UP ON THE REST OF US TO KEEP US ALL IN LINE! IT'S A SHAME REALLY BECAUSE WE HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE RUNNING OUR OWN LIVES WITHOUT THEM AND THE PC CROWD TRYING TO RUN O-U-R LIVES. FORTUNATELY THEIR LIFESPAN IS RELATIVELY SHORT AND THE "INFLUENCERS" CAN'T INFLUENCE FOREVER!

DEMENTIA JOE BIDEN HAS A COUPLE OF STOPS TO MAKE BEFORE HE GOES OFF TO CEMETERY VILLAGE. THE FIRST STOP IS SEIZURE WORLD, THEN THE NURSING HOME TO BE WITH THE COVID-19 PATIENTS!

DEMENTIA JOE CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO GIVE THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS, A LIVE SPEECH CARRIED ON ALL OF THE NETWORKS WORLDWIDE IN FRONT OF BOTH HOUSES OF THE US CONGRESS. HIS HANDLERS BELIEVE HE IS TOO ENFEEBLED TO STAND LET ALONE SPEAK COHERENTLY FOR THE 45 MINUTES OR SO IT TAKES TO PRESENT THE SPEECH. HAD THE VOTERS BEEN INFORMED OF HIS ADVANCED MENTAL DETERIORATION, HE WOULD HAVE NOT BEEN ELECTED. NO ONE WANTS A LIVING ZOMBIE FOR PRESIDENT!

WHEN BIDEN GOES UP IN FLAMES AND CRASH LANDS LIKE A BALLOON DON'T GET NERVOUS.WAITING IN THE WINGS IS THE "NEW" STEALTH PRESIDENT, OLD HORSEFACE HERSELF KAMALA HARRIS! THE FIRST FEMALE BI-RACIAL US PRESIDENT! UGGGGHHH!

ALSO OF NOTE IS THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE FUKUSHIMA DAIICHI NUCLEAR DISASTER! ON MARCH 11TH, 2011 MAJOR EARTHQUAKES DESTROYED THE REACTOR COMPLEX IN JAPAN CAUSING LEVEL 7 [MAJOR ACCIDENT].

 THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF FUCK-YOU-SHIMA COMES AT AN OPPORTUNE TIME WHEN THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS LOOKING TO FILL ALL OF THOSE NEW GREEN JOBS. BIDEN WILL TELL HIS JOBS CZAR TO DRAFT 2-4 MILLION AMERICANS FOR NUCLEAR ACCIDENT REMEDIATION AND ASSIGN THEM TO JAPAN!  TALK ABOUT GREEN JOBS! WOW! THIS IS MOST EXCELLENTE MUY BUENO! EACH WORKER WILL BE INDEMNIFIED WITH A 2 MILLION DOLLAR INSURANCE POLICY AND A "HOLD HARMLESS AGREEMENT. SO, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN LAST 15 OR MORE SECONDS IN A REACTOR ROOM FLOODED WITH HIGH INTENSITY RADIATION,THEN,YOU MAY AS WELL VOLUNTEER FOR THESE GREAT HIGH PAYING GREEN JOBS! ON 2ND THOUGHT MAYBE ITS' TIME TO CANCEL THE 2021 SUMMER OLYMPICS IN TOKYO DUE TO UNACCEPTABLE LEVELS OF RADIATION AND COVID-19.