Nuclear Meltdown = Total Economic Meltdown In Japan

IDIOT JAPANESE BELIEVED GENERAL ELECTRIC WHEN TOLD REACTOR DESIGN WAS "SAFE"! MASSIVE MELTDOWN UNDERWAY AND RADIATION WILL COVER HUGE SWATHS OF JAPAN! OBAMA WANTS TO OPEN UP MONTANA AS THE NEW JAPANESE HOMELAND! IDIOT AMERICA WATCHES CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR AND DIANE SAWYER BROADCASTING FROM JAPAN AND EXCLAIMS, "OH MY!"