Newt's Sister Is From The Isle Of Lesbos

LESBIANS ARE EVERYWHERE! ALL THE COOL GIRLS ARE LESBIANS! NEWT'S SISTER IS A LESBIAN, AND HERE'S WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY TO HER BROTHER BACK IN 2008!

Dear Newt,

I recently had the displeasure of watching you bash the protestors of the Prop 8 marriage ban to Bill O'Reilly on FOX News. I must say, after years of watching you build your career by stirring up the fears and prejudices of the far right, I feel compelled to use the words of your idol, Ronald Reagan, "There you go, again."

However, I realize that you may have been a little preoccupied lately with planning your resurrection as the savior of your party, so I thought I would fill you in on a few important developments you might have overlooked.

The truth is that you're living in a world that no longer exists. I, along with millions of Americans, clearly see the world the way it as -- and we embrace what it can be. You, on the other hand, seem incapable of looking for new ideas or moving beyond what worked in the past.

Welcome to the 21st century, big bro. I can understand why you're so afraid of the energy that has been unleashed after gay and lesbian couples had their rights stripped away from them by a hateful campaign. I can see why you're sounding the alarm against the activists who use all the latest tech tools to build these rallies from the ground up in cities across the country.

This unstoppable progress has at its core a group we at HRC call Generation Equality. They are the most supportive of full LGBT equality than any American generation ever -- and when it comes to the politics of division, well, they don't roll that way. 18-24 year olds voted overwhelmingly against Prop 8 and overwhelmingly for Barack Obama. And the numbers of young progressive voters will only continue to grow. According to the Center for Information and Research on Civic Learning, about 23 million 18-29 year olds voted on Nov. 4, 2008 -- the most young voters ever to cast a ballot in a presidential election. That's an increase of 3 million more voters compared to 2004.

These are the same people who helped elect Barack Obama and sent a decisive message to your party. These young people are the future and their energy will continue to drive our country forward. Even older Americans are turning their backs on the politics of fear and demagoguery that you and your cronies have perfected over the years.

This is a movement of the people that you most fear. It's a movement of progress -- and your words on FOX News only show how truly desperate you are to maintain control of a world that is changing before your very eyes.

Then again, we've seen these tactics before. We know how much the right likes to play political and cultural hardball, and then turn around and accuse us of lashing out first. You give a pass to a religious group -- one that looks down upon minorities and women -- when they use their money and membership roles to roll back the rights of others, and then you label us "fascists" when we fight back. You belittle the relationships of gay and lesbian couples, and yet somehow neglect to explain who anointed you the protector of "traditional" marriage. And, of course, you've also mastered taking the foolish actions of a few people and then indicting an entire population based on those mistakes. I fail to see how any of these patterns coincide with the values of "historic Christianity" you claim to champion.

Again, nothing new here. This is just more of the blatant hypocrisy we're used to hearing.

What really worries me is that you are always willing to use LGBT Americans as political weapons to further your ambitions. That's really so '90s, Newt. In this day and age, it's embarrassing to watch you talk like that. You should be more afraid of the new political climate in America, because, there is no place for you in it.

In other words, stop being a hater, big bro.

OF COURSE IDIOT AMERICA WILL DONATE MILLIONS TO IDIOTS LIKE GINGRICH AND PERRY BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY ARE HARD CHARGING ANTI-GAY, FAMILY VALUES, LOVE ISRAEL REAL CONSERVATIVES. NEWTS FIRST GIRLFRIEND WHEN HE WAS 16 WAS HIS MATH TEACHER!!! WOULD SHE BE A PAEDOPHILE LIKE SANDUSKY BECAUSE SHE WAS BANGING NEWT WHEN HE WAS 16? NEWT CHEATED ON ALL OF HIS WIVES, THAT MEANS HIS DICK DOES HIS THINKING FOR HIM! BILLY GRAHAM WOULD PROBABLY SAY, "GREAT MEN HAVE GREAT NEEDS, (SEXUALLY SPEAKING OF COURSE!). THESE PHONEY FAMILY VALUES SPOUTING PROFESSIONAL HYPOCRITES LIE TO THEIR WIVES, SO THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM LYING TO THE ELECTORATE.

RICK PERRY WAS ON CNN TONIGHT WITH SUPER HEBREW AND ISRAEL FIRSTER, WOLF "OY VEY" BLITZER, SPOUTING SHIT ABOUT HOW HE WOULD RECOGNIZE JERUSALEM AS THE ISRAELI CAPITAL AND NOT TEL AVIV! OY VEY! HE SAID THE US STATE DEPARTMENT HAS GOT IT WRONG AND HE WOULD ERADICATE ANYONE IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT WHO STOOD IN HIS WAY!

FUCK IT! A VOTE FOR ANY ONE OF THESE REPUBLICAN MORONS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IS A VOTE FOR SELF EXTERMINATION. COULD YOU IMAGINE JOHN BOLTON AS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE? OR THE MYRIAD OF OTHER APPOINTMENTS THAT THESE RIGHT WING NAZIS WOULD MAKE.

THE CURRENT CROP OF REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ALL EMIT A PSYCHOPATHOLOGY THAT CALLS FOR IMMEDIATE MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT. THIS IS A GROUP OF SOME VERY SICK PUPPIES WHO WANT TO MANIPULATE YOU INTO DONATING MONEY TO THEM, GIVE YOUR POLITICAL SUPPORT TO THEM AND VOTE FOR THEM ON ELECTION DAY! IS IDIOT AMERICA OUT OF THEIR MINDS TOO AND IN NEED OF IMMEDIATE MENTAL HEALTH TREATMENT?

HOW ANYONE COULD DONATE MONEY AND SUPPORT ANY OF THESE CLOWNS IS BEYOND THE SCOPE OF MY IMAGINATION! THE BASTARDS!