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I HAD TO LAUGH MY ASS OF WHEN THE IDIOT AIR FORCE OFFICER CHARGED WITH INVESTIGATING SEXUAL ASSAULTS GOT SO DRUNK, HE WAS OUT OF HIS MIND AND WAS GROPING AND FONDLING A WOMAN HE NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE! WHAT A DOPE! WHAT AN ASSHOLE! YOU CAN BET HIS 23 YEARS AS A COMMISSIONED OFFICER NOW MEANS SHIT AS HE WILL BE FORCED TO RESIGN AND STRIPPED OF ALL PENSION AND BENEFITS. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS IDIOT THINKING. THESE MILITARY PRICKS ARE SO FULL OF THEMSELVES!
SO MILITARY SEXUAL ASSAULTS KEEP INCREASING EACH YEAR. WHY NOT BUILD WHORE HOUSES LIKE THEY HAVE IN NEVADA TO SERVICE THE YOUNG HORNDOGS? GET 'EM LAID FOR $75 BUCKS AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY - PROBLEM SOLVED. THE GIRLS GET CHECKED AT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT MONTHLY AND THE GUYS HAVE TO WEAR CONDOMS. THEY GET THEIR ROCKS OFF, THE GIRLS MAKE A LITTLE MONEY AND MORALE IS HELPED AND SEXUAL ASSAULTS WOULD GO DOWN.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF THERE WERE REASONABLY PRICED CATHOUSES, REGULATED BY THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT WHERE THE GIRLS WERE LICENSED, TESTED ON A MONTHLY BASIS, SEX CRIMES WOULD GO WAY DOWN BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE OUTLET FOR MEN TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF.
WOMEN, WELL THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A PENIS WITH A WALLET. I TELL 'EM "BECOME A LESBIAN, YOU'LL GET MORE ACTION" THE GUYS I KNOW ARE ALL PRETTY BROKE PAYING DOWN THEIR TRUCKS, PAYING THEIR RENT OR MORTGAGES, AND ALL THAT CRAP, ANY EXTRA GOES FOR RUM, WEED AND WHATEVER.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, A NATION OF SEX PERVERTS WHO HAVE TO RESORT TO SEXUAL ASSAULT TO GET THEIR ROCKS OFF. IS THAT PATHETIC OR WHAT?! THE BASTARDS!
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