Top Secret North Korean Aircraft Carrier Enters Hong Kong Harbor For Port-O-Call

ChinesE Outraged North Korean Carrier Would Enter Its' Sovereign Waters Without Proper Clearances!

The New "Stealth" North Korean Aircraft Carrier Was Years In Development At Secret Naval Base In Antarctic

Named The "Quacky Quack" It Is Commanded By None Other Than Great Mariner And Fleet Admiral Kim Jong Un!

This Stealth Aircraft Carrier Hold 175 Stealth Jets And 50 Stealth Bombers That Launch From Its' Ass!

Their Secret Mission Is To Head To The US West Coast So It Can Nuke Reno, Cheyenne And Abilene Kansas

THE FEARSOME NEW NORTH KOREAN STEALTH AIRCRAFT CARRIER NICKNAMED THE "QUACKY QUACK" HAS ARRIVED IN HONG KONG UNWANTED AND UNINVITED BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. THE CHINESE FEAR THAT THIS AWESOME NEW WEAPON OF WAR WILL TILT THE BALANCE OF WORLD POWER AS THE NORTH KOREANS SEEK TO TAKE OVER AS "MASTERS OF THE SEA". THIS ONE CARRIER HAS THE AWESOME FIREPOWER OF THE ENTIRE US 7TH FLEET AND THE ENTIRE CHINESE NAVY COMBINED! A SPECIAL MEETING AT THE UN HAS BEEN CONVENED AT 7AM SHARP FRIDAY MORNING TO DEAL WITH THIS NEW THREAT AGAINST HUMANITY! THE ENTIRE FATE OF MANKIND RESTS ON THE WHIMS OF ONE CHUBBY LITTLE DICTATOR FROM NORTH KOREA! OBAMA NOT AT ALL CONFIDENT THE CRISIS CAN BE RESOLVED AND HAS MOVED HIS FAMILY TO A SECURE LOCATION. MORE AS THE STORY UNFOLDS...,
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