i Phone Sale Through The Roof! Who Gives A Shit?! Idiot Rich Americans Like To Indulge Themselves While The Rest Of The World Starves!

Rich Americans Are Sooooo Pretentious! They Love To Brag To Each Other About How They Got Te Latest iPhone!

Idiot America Would Rather Buy Their Pet Designer Dog Food Than Donate To A Humanitarian Relief Effort!

IDIOT AMERICA IS IN IT'S FULL GLORY WHEN THEY SPEND THREE DAYS WAITING IN LINE SO THEY WON'T MISS OUT ON THE LATEST, GREATEST PIECE OF TELECOMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGY FROM APPLE. EVEN THOUGH, THIS COMMUNICATIONS WONDER WILL BE OLD TECHNOLOGY IN 18 MONTHS, IT IS A "MUST HAVE" FOR IDIOT AMERICA WHO WILL PAY BIG BUCKS TO GET THEIR MITTS ON ONE!

MEANWHILE, ELSEWHERE IN THE WORLD, FROM THE SYRIAN REFUGEE CAMPS TO THE HELLHOLES ELSEWHERE LIKE HAITI,WELL..., IDIOT AMERICA PRETENDS THESE PLACES DON'T EXIST! HELL, THEY WOULD RATHER BUY THEIR BELOVED PET, DESIGNER PET FOOD THAT MUST BE REFRIGERATED AND GOES FOR $12 A SERVING OR BETTER YET, THEY ORDER JEWEL ENCRUSTED COLLARS OR "CUTE" CLOTHING TO DRESS THEIR PETS IN FROM "SPECIALITY CATALOGS"! YOU SEE, IN IDIOT AMERICA, IDIOT AMERICANS KNOW, THAT IF NO ONE ELSE LOVES THEM..., THAT THEIR PET WILL..., UNCONDITIONALLY!!!

SO THE HELL WITH ALL THOSE DESTITUTE PEOPLE IN ALL THOSE HELLHOLES AROUND THE WORLD! AS LONG AS I HAVE MY iPHONE AND MY PET WHO LOVES ME UNCONDITIONALLY AND I CAN FEED "FIFI" DESIGNER PET FOOD!; WELL THEN...; ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME ANY DIFFERENTLY!

YOU SEE THIS IS THE MENTALITY IN IDIOT AMERICA. THESE ARE THE SAME MORONS WHO GET THEIR VICARIOUS THRILLS FROM WATCHING TELEVISION SHOWS LIKE, "BREAKING BAD", THEY SOMEHOW PERCEIVE THEMSELVES TO BE SOME OUTLAW METH DEALER WITH BARRELS FULL OF HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS, WHEN IN REALITY THEY'RE DEEP IN HOCK TO THE MORTGAGE COMPANY, THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES AND THE STUDENT LOAN BANDITS! IT MAKES FOR A NICE FANTASY ANYWAY!

WELCOME TO 2013 AND IDIOT AMERICA AND THEIR HEROES. THE TEA PARTY AND SENATOR TED CRUZ FROM TEXAS. WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.