Just What Exactly Does It Mean, "All Options Are On The Table"? Kerry, Obama Try To Mimic Tough Talking Cowboy Talk - Too Bad The Only Horses They've Ridden Have Been On The Carousel!

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JUST EXACTLY DO THEY MEAN WHEN THEY SAY, "ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE", ANYWAY? DO THEY MEAN, THAT, THE US IS PREPARED TO USE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO STOP A FULL FLEDGED RUSSIAN INVASION OF THE UKRAINE? AND IF SO, HOW WILL RUSSIA RESPOND?

THESE VEILED THREATS LIKE, "ALL OPTIONS ARE ON THE TABLE" ARE OBTUSE AND CAN BE INTERPRETED IN ANY NUMBER OF WAYS BUT THIS GENERALIZED STATEMENT IS USED BY A BULLY AS A MEANS TO INTIMIDATE.

WOULD THE US GO TO BAT FOR THE UKRANIANS? IF NOT, WHY NOT? THE UKRANIANS ARE OUR BUDDIES, FUCK THOSE RUSSIAN ASSHOLES IF THEY CAN JUST WALTZ INTO ANOTHER COUNTRY AND SET UP SHOP! WE OUGHT TO GO OVER THERE AND HELP THE UKRANIANS KICK SOME RUSSIAN ASS! FUCK THOSE RUSSIAN PRICKS AND FUCK PUTIN TOO! JUST WHO THE HELL DOES PUTIN THINK HE IS ANYWAY? PUTIN ISN'T JACK SHIT ANYWAY. I CHALLENGE HIM TO COME TO CHURCHILL DOWNS MAY 3, AND PICK THE SUPERFECTA IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY, IF HE CAN DO THAT - THEN AND ONLY THEN I MIGHT HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THIS RUSSIAN PRICK. UNTIL THEN FUCK HIM!

HEY PUTIN, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE TO AMERICA AND PICK THE SUPERFECTA IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3RD YOU BIG PUSSY! IF YOU CAN DO IT, THEN YOU CAN INVADE UKRAINE, HELL, YOU CAN INVADE AMERICA! BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE YOU DOUCHEBAG! NOW GO DRINK SOME VODKA YOU DUMB RUSSIAN FUCK AND TELL ME WHAT YOUR GOING TO DO WITH 45 MILLION UKRANIANS ON YOUR HANDS ANYWAY?

IF PUTIN HAD ANY SENSE, HE'D GET THE HELL OUT OF THE UKRAINE. JUST MORE PROBLEMS, LIKE RUSSIA DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS! SO IF HE SENDS IN A FULL INVASION FORCE ARE YOU PREPARED TO SLAUGHTER THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU DO? FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND AND CULTURE AS YOU? THIS WOULD BE A BIG MISTAKE VLAD..., YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD IF YOU PULLED THIS SHIT! 

RUSSIANS! WHAT ASSHOLES!

VLAD PUTIN! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!