It Ain't Brain Surgery - Why You Have No Money

The Jethro Bodine Pocket Guide To Brain Surgery Made Popular By The Beverly Hillbilly's

Just One Look At This Chart And You'll See The Outrageous Hikes In The Everyday Cost Of Living Thanks To Our Idiot Politicians!

YOU KNOW IT ALL STARTED WITH HOWARD WAXMAN AND HIS WAR ON CIGARETTES, THE TOBACCO SETTLEMENT THAT JACKED THE COST OF A PACK OF SMOKES FROM $1.55 A PACK TO OVER $12.00 A PACK TODAY IN NEW YORK CITY. THESE GOVERNMENT PESTS JUST CAN'T LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE.

HELL, THEY STARTED 2 WARS, [LIKE IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN WERE ANY REAL THREAT TO THE US - YEAH RIGHT -DUH!]....YOU SEE THESE GOVERNMENT PESTS JUST CANNOT LEAVE...., WELL ENOUGH ALONE! THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MEDDLING IN SOMETHING!

AS A RESULT, THE COST OF LIVING SOOOOAAAARRRSS AND TAXES GO WAAAAYYYY UP AS A RESULT OF THEIR MEDDLING! WITH THE TRILLION AND A HALF DOLLARS THEY SPENT ON THESE 2 IDIOTIC WARS THEY COULD HAVE PAID OF ALL OF THE STUDENT LOANS THAT ARE HELD BY THE STUDENT LOAN BANDITS! I ASK YOU, IS THIS FAIR? THE NEXT IMPLOSION WILL BE THE STUDENT LOAN DEBT CRISIS AS THESE OVER-EDUCATED DEBTORS WILL SOON FIND OUT THAT IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO REPAY THEIR 5+6 FIGURE STUDENT LOANS AND THEY WILL NEED CONGRESS TO PROVIDE THEM RELIEF BY ALLOWING THEM TO LIQUIDATE THESE LOANS IN BANKRUPTCY COURT WHICH IS CURRENTLY IMPERMISSIBLE. 

SO IF YOU GOT NO MONEY, JOIN THE CROWD..., YOUR NOT THE LONE RANGER. MAYBE THE LOAN RANGER, PERHAPS YOU BELONG TO THE "LOAN OF THE MONTH" CLUB AS YOU FLIP BALANCES AND BORROW A LITTLE MORE TO STAY AHEAD OF THE GAME ALL WHILE FALLING FURTHER BEHIND. AS THE GREAT DONALD TRUMP SAID,"IF YOU HAVE TO BORROW MONEY, THEN YOU'RE NOT RICH".