Alcoholic Cokehead Son Hitting It Hard As G.H.Walker Gets Ready For Planting Time At The Skull Orchard

WITH THE PACT WITH THE DEVIL SIGNED IN BLOOD, THE BUSHES HAVE GREAT WORLDLY POWER AND ENORMOUS WEALTH - THE COST? THEIR ETERNAL SOULS. "W" IS UP TO HIS OLD PRANKS AGAIN AS "POPPY BUSH" IS AT DEATH'S DOOR AND COULD PASS AWAY ANY DAY NOW AFTER FRACTURING A VERTEBRAE IN HIS NECK IN JULY. "W" HAS A LONG HISTORY OF SUBSTANCE ABUSE. REMEMBER THE PRETZEL INCIDENT AT THE WHITE HOUSE? REMEMBER WHEN LAURA MOVED OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND STAYED AT THE WATERGATE FOR A FEW WEEKS BECAUSE SHE HAD HAD IT WITH "W" AND HIS SECRET LIFE? AAAAHHHHH YES, HIS SECRET LIFE. MORE WILL COME OUT ON THAT IN THE UPCOMING YEAR IS WHAT I HEAR AND SO WILL O'BAMA'S SECRET LIFE. PUT IT THIS WAY - THESE IDIOTS JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. SO "W"'s BACK ON THE BOTTLE - NO SURPRISE.