Saturday, September 26, 2015

BREAKING NEWS! POPE FRANCIS, CHINESE PREMIER XI JINPING AND PRESIDENT O'BAMA MEETING DELEGATE FROM ANOTHER PLANET SUNDAY MORNING AT THE ET EMBASSY!

The Very Loveable Candy Evans
IT'S TRUE! THERE IS LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS! IN FACT ON SUNDAY MORNING A DELEGATE FROM ANOTHER PLANET WILL MEET WITH THE POPE AND THE 2 MOST POWERFUL LEADERS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

AS I WAS PLAYING 3 DIMENSIONAL CHESS WITH A HOLOGRAM OF LEONARD NIMOY AKA:SPOCK AN ALERT WAS SIGNALED TO ME VIA MY T1 LINE IN THE FORM OF AN ENCRYPTED MESSAGE USING MY PUBLIC KEY.
I Know He's Dead - It Was Just A Hologram

HMMMMM, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF? WHO THE HELL IS SENDING ME ENCRYPTED MESSAGES ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN THEY SHOULD BE OUT DRINKING BEER AND BANGING CHICKS? WELL, I JUST HOPE IT'S NOT SOME LEZBO PLAYING A PRACTICAL JOKE! HA, HA! I THOUGHT SHAKING MY HEAD! 

CHRIST, WAS I IN FOR A SURPRISE WHEN I DECRYPTED AND READ THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE;
BREAKING NEWS! POPE FRANCIS, CHINESE PREMIER XI JINPING AND PRESIDENT O'BAMA MEETING DELEGATE FROM ANOTHER PLANET SUNDAY MORNING AT THE ET EMBASSY!

I THOUGHT C'MON, THEN I LOOKED AT THE IMAGE FILE THAT CAME ALONG WITH IT AND SURE ENOUGH, IT WAS THAT LITTLE INTERSTELLAR SLUT CANDY! I HEAR SHE GIVES THE BEST HEAD IN THE GALAXY! SHE HAS THE CUTEST LITTLE RUMP AND TITS THAT WON'T QUIT! DAMN, IT'S NO WONDER THESE GUYS ARE GOING OVER! MY ONLY REGRET, IS, I CAN'T JOIN 'EM! DAMN@!

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