Meanwhile, Elsewhere In The Universe...,Scientist Discover A Super Massive Black Hole So Big, That, They Don't Know Quite What To Make Of It!

LOOK AT THIS SHIT! THIS BLACK HOLE EMITS A BEAM OF PARTICLES 3X TIMES LONGER THAN THE MILKY WAY! NOW THAT IS A WTF MOMENT! PAUSE FOR A SECOND AND TRY TO COMPREHEND THE DISTANCE INVOLVED! I'M SORRY, BUT MY PINT SIZE BRAIN JUST CAN'T WRAP MY MIND AROUND THOSE NUMBERS! TRULY STAGGERING AND AWE INSPIRING! DON'T TELL ME THERE ARE NO UFO'S AND ALIENS VISITING US! ELL IN 1982, I SAY 4, COUNT 'EM 4! ALIEN CRAFT! 3 SMALL ONES AND A MOTHERSHIP. SO WHATEVER THE GOVERNMENT AND THE MILITARY IS HIDING THEY BETTER COME OUT QUICK AND TELL US BECAUSE SOON, THERE WILL BE A DISPLY THAT WILL BE CAUGHT ON HI-DEF TELEVISION CAMERAS AND BROADCAST WORLDWIDE. IT WILL HAPPEN BY THE END OF THE SUMMER. THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU.

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